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sam gets everything in the divorce and by "everything" it's literally just the impala and he immediately trades it in for a hybrid

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i want to make a compilation of every single time someone refers to the winchesters are married/needing a divorce. because it's like... a lot.

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i love making these

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This’s the part where you hug back by MonsterSLUT

Some hurt!Cas/Sam for faintindestruction.

When Abaddon learns Dean Winchester means to kill her, she moves to take everything from him by killing his brother, but an awkward angel of the lord protected Sam, again. Because nothing is worth loosing Sam Winchester.

Sketched on paper, scanned in and coloured/touched up with GIMP.

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Dean digs himself out of his grave on 4.01 and the first thing he sees is Sam's weather-beaten corpse right next to it

anon what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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stone number one

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“I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” - Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles.

for @rocksaltshotguns 

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sam wesson being like we should keep hunting monsters together and dean smith going so you want to SHARE a cheap motel room EVERY night HUH? is that what you WANT?

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you know who this is really a win for? richard siken

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it starts with bloodshed, always bloodshed, always the same running from something larger than yourself story.

driving, not washing, richard siken.

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BREAKING NEWS: local 4 year old god can't paint nails for shit

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sam winchester arriving at stanford thinking he’s freed himself from his controlling older brother’s influnce only to realize that the all the powerful authority figures in university are called deans

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diversity win! the neglectful deadbeat author-father-god that is dictating everything that happens to you and making true free will impossible is bisexual

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i truly do prefer big jack to baby jack but also that’s LITERALLY his mommy. that’s h. that’s his mommy ok

bonus daddies bc i love funny stock photos:

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when ppl are like “salmon dean would be less codependent if they were raised differently” like of course of course logically they would yes but also. sam wesson and dean smith were immediately obsessed with one another and rich unrepressed gay winchesters with a loving father were also freaks so like. mayhaps they are just like that.

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So Jensen told us that he dreams about Dean giving away the Impala after Sam dies because he can’t stand to have anyone else in the passenger seat.

Remember that time Jared told us that sometimes he wakes up and the first word out of his mouth is “Dean” because he forgets that he’s not Sam?