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in tears rn

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just learned that a coney island haunted house attraction used to have an unauthorized identical replica of alduin sitting above it until it got wrecked in hurricane sandy????? huh?????????

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sometimes online games are good

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*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

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Spoiled child pouts at a party.

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Ok I’ve had it *makes a stew*

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Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?

don’t listen to the haters ❤️ just be yourself xx

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I hate ice breakers so much “tell us one thing about yourself” do I look like I know myself

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gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy

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I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perceptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

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what if i do something with all the pdfs i hoard. what if i start re*ding 😳

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NEGATIVE CANDLES CANNOT SAVE YOU