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thanks luffy-san, now i will proceed to give you backshots! 🫡

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Nightmare

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Imagine Raon asking Eruhaben how big he'll get, only to realize that if he gets too big Cale won't be able to carry him anymore and thus pushing Raon into an existential crisis. And On and Hong are secretly a little smug because: they're cats, Cale will be able to carry them forever, and Raon is so salty about it.

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RIP Senku you would have loved Dipper Pines

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Does someone knows a dr stone fanfic where tsukasa met Senku when they were kids? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Spa day

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If i had a nickel for everytime i thought about Og!Cale slapping Ron, i'd have two nickels, what isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

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UGHHH WHY IS CALE HENITUSE SO DAMN FINEEEE??? Grabable waist. Treats children well. Green Flag. Such a Father he Mothers. Husband and Wife material. So kind. Hot. Hot in both of his lives. Sexy. Has children. Loves his friends. Caretaker. He can most likely cook. Eloquent. Pretty. Slim. Has an appetite so I can make him food. Great personality. Intelligent. Rich. Provider. Great man. Good to his family. The best. GOAT!

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If there's something i want to complain about tcf, is the way Cale's family reacts when he coughs out blood. I know it's an usual occurrence, but i want to see ANGST and SUFFERING from his family while he's FAINTED and BLEEDING

Edit: i accept fanfics about it

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I'm first reading tcf p2 (i was lazy) and i thought about a few things

*Cale, looking at a hawk at distance. Smiles, thinking about Sui Khan.

Ron: ??????????????*

*Sui Khan: so that GoD is being beated to a pulp now

Cale: i wish that was me

Sui Khan: ... being beated?

Cale: beating

Sui Khan: that makes more sense

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Cale's grunts translation (By children of average nine years old)

"Hum": normally made in a crime scene when he sees something that's not in the right place.

"Hm": general recognization of your existence, maybe a "good morning", "good afternoon" or "good evening"

A low "mnh": someone messed out and this benefits me.

A slightly louder "mnh": i messed out and this definitly does not benefits me.

*snort*: you're funny or the next victim with nowhere in between

*a laugh without a frowing*: an actual genuine laugh?????????

*a louder laugh with frowing*: dragons! Dragons everywhere!

A very low "Hehe...": money

A sharp inhale through the nose: I'm hurted but i don't want anyone to know.

A soft exhale through nose: why did i become a commander again.

Inspired in this work of art

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Orv will get an anime guys

I never read ORV cuz i gained much spoilers but now I'll need to give up and watch...

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communication is key 💪

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One of my favorite partially confirmed headcanons? One that I want to see used way more in all things tcf?

Cale is a great cook.

He says he's a decent cook. One that isn't amazing, but won't poison anyone.

He also says he's a terrible person, and that he will definitely be forgotten by the world after a while.

In conclusion: Cale is an incredible cook, and he lies about it because he doesn't want to do all that work when he already has a great chef.

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I like making these

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Why Cale is named Cale or in which I dive into Cale name lore

In general, Cale means thin and slender.

I mean, LOOK AT HIM. HE'S THIN AND SLENDER!!!!

Ahem, anyway...

The name Cale carries several meanings, depending on the cultural context. In Welsh, it is said to mean “slender” or “stream.” This interpretation reflects the natural BEAUTY and flowing NATURE associated with the name.

Imagine a slender figure gracefully moving through life, like a gentle stream winding its way through a lush forest. The name Cale encapsulates this sense of elegance and fluidity, evoking a sense of tranquility and harmony.

Furthermore, the name Cale can also be linked to the concept of strength and resilience. In some cultures, it is believed that the name represents a STRONG and MIGHTY warrior, standing tall amidst the challenges of life.

The name Cale has a rich history that dates back centuries. Its origins can be traced to ancient civilizations, where it was revered for its powerful connotations. In Welsh and Celtic literature, the name Cale frequently appears, representing characters who possess remarkable strength, unwavering courage, and unparalleled wisdom.

These characters, with the name Cale, captivated the imaginations of readers and served as symbols of inspiration and aspiration.

Ancient texts and manuscripts are filled with tales of HEROES and heroines bearing the name Cale. These stories depict their extraordinary feats, their triumphs in the face of adversity, and their ability to lead with GRACE and INTEGRITY. The name Cale became synonymous with GREATNESS, and its presence in ancient literature further solidified its enduring appeal.

So, in conclusion, Cale's name decided his fate long before he had a one-nightstand with Slacker Life-chan~ And it fits just ✨PERFECTLY ✨for him!

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the fact that cale is introducing raon the same way raon always introduces himself is ridiculously cute