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nah but Minseon immediately understanding who Jake is talking about is so fvcking funny

LMAO

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it is sooo incredibly messed up how both of gapryongs sons resent him for being an awful father and then end up resembling him so much

a permanent reminder of the wretched blood that flows through their veins.

they really try hard to not let it define them, but all of the comparisons from those who knew their father must cause that familiar sense of dread come crashing down on them again

am i really like him? him?

the man that i could not stand to grow up as the child of, the one who doomed me to the fate of being his son.

the essence of his soul, does it live through me?

do i breathe life into the image of a dead man by being his reflection?

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What the fuck is 🥺 use your words, I don’t speak bottom (gun probably)

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you ever think about how both samuel and sinu fumbled this bad bitch, cause I do.

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For him serving cunt is not a choice, it's a lifestyle

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i had to do it to 'em

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my mildly insane jake kim thoughts range from :

- him being one of lookism's baddest bitches

- the male thot, boy toy, trophy wife potential??? WOW

- the daddy issues just add to the objectification idk

- stupid, self-sacrificial, silly little meowmeow. im gonna put him inside my pocket

- me at the beginning: big deal sure are a bunch of simps! rip to them but I'm different

me now : if i was in big deal i would probably kill or die to make kim gimyung happy

- HE HAS THE ICONIC CUSTOMER SERVICE SMILE. oh i'm in love with this bitch.

- he looks like the wife/gf who's dead at the beginning of the movie in jerry's imagination lmaooo

- i bet he's into pretty boy dilf tops ( ahem sinu han and eli jang ahem... ptj you are NOT slick)

- he tried so hard to not be like his dad but still got sucked into the gangster lifestyle he wanted to avoid... sinu recruited him for a good cause (protecting the girls and the street) and was arguably someone who genuinely cared for jake AND protected him AND changed his life... but he was also the one who made him enter the very life that jake would rather die than live... IM GONNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF

- in a sense, in order for jake to live the life of his dreams without being haunted by his father, he and sinu should've never met :(((

- ok sad boi hours over. jake is definitely the type to text samuel "u wanna fuck me so bad it makes u look stupid"

- he's big deal's teenage dream

- eli x jake is so precious to me because the FLAVOUR? the IMPACT? the POSSIBILITIES? mmmh yes canonical dilf and severe daddy issues mmmh enemies to lovers

- the epitome of cringe but free

- ptj sure loves making him beef with hets in unhealthy relationships

- oh ik he had the most terrible crush on sinu he's just like me

- the most interesting relationship with my other fav vasco lol

- if u think about it he caused jiho's metamorphosis... YASS GIRLBOSS SLAYY

- JANE KIM, YEJIN KIM, GANGSEO'S #1 NAIL ARTIST

- he's gonna blow the bubblegum i left him but will he blow me hmmm- [gets bonked and locked into horny jail]

- he's sexy, funny, homosexual, a bottom, cute need i say more

- in conclusion my favorite character

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yor: sorry, i have a clingy and feverish secret agent on my lap. ill call you back when i've convinced him that a cold doesn't mean he's dying.

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I love how Yor is like full onboard. Anya is my daughter! No questions asked. She says it with her full chest every time. Anya is her little girl, and they can try pry title of Mother from her cold dead hands. And little does she know that she is Anya's first real Mom. That little girl thinks the world of her! 😭😭😭😭😭

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NOOOO DADDDYYY😩😩😩😩😩

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Was no one gonna tell me this character is King Of Serving Cunt? It's giving a fashion model. It's giving a superstar.

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him and i in a room with no others

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Do you get dejavú?

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Bro got punched so hard, his colours inverted 💀💀

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DADDY'S HOMEEEEEEE!!! 😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😩😫😩😫😫 BARRRKK BAKRRRRR BAARRRKKKKK

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no guillotine could ever take away the head i'm going to give him