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more cowboy elysium 👍

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Hercules is the most visually creative of the Disney Reneissance films. If not any Disney film ever.

The three Fates sharing an eye.

Hades’ flaming hair. 

The various designs of the mythological monsters and titans.

The diverse faces and body types of all the minor characters.

It’s a very visually engaging movie.

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Unusual, yet so relatable.

November day 4

I wish I could have secret transformy juice and became a bronze snail creature when I drank it

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My partner swapping what strapon they're using depending on the occasion

My penis is all up on my business but it's ok because it's a business penis

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The idea that orange cats are on average less intelligent than other cats is false. There’s no evidence for this. However there is evidence that our tuxedo cat is dumb as bricks

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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everyone says join your local mutual aid groups and build community, but uh, what do you do if a lot of them seem to have dissolved and the other ones don't have consistent recurring meetings.

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I'm just making a socialist folk playlist instead of worrying about the election

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oh and one more thing

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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🐯

Me ^ and I'm AWESOME

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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

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Me: “hmmm i need more fabric…”

the sleeves on a random ass T-shirt:

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He gambles with his life smh

thank god harry du bois doesnt know what gambling is

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The chops fuck

I'm gonna be straight with you all, Harry du Bois is not unattractive or weird-looking or whatever (except maybe the mutton chops), he just looks like a guy I could run into at the grocery store or in the library. I am sorry that media has warped everyone's perceptions of what real human beings look like but Harry is a completely normal looking guy and it's sorta fucked up to act like it's weird to be attracted to him and people who look like him.