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u guys don't fuck with soulless sam the way I do like that is my princess. oh the clean mechanical precision oh the animal boredom. I love his confused artificial attempts at gentleness. he's asking too many questions he's making everyone uncomfortable he literally cannot lose an argument bc his masculine rationality points are maxed out. and he humiliates everyone just by doing what they tell him to like he's soooo good at playing his role it breaks the game. bitches hate me bc I shattered the facade. it's more than just 'sam but evil' it's an earnest attempt to reconstruct the patterns of empathy without context. he only starts to thrash when he realizes it'll never be enough. and it does genuinely break my heart watching him beg dean not to shove his soul back in. 'dean doesn't care about me. he just cares abt his little brother Sammy, burning in hell. he'll kill me to get that other guy back.' um THESIS. he's a fragment of a person fighting not 2b eaten by the whole. like any other animal he just wants to live.

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i'm learning how to make gifs. made a sammy

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famine was soo real for babyboying the fuck out of sam the minute he saw him

*enter sam blood on his mouth murder in his eyes*

famine : there he is!! my precious little sweet baby boy <3333 did you get the doordash i sent you?? are you still hungry? hmmm are youu? ok you can have 2 of these demons as a treat <333

and he's the only horseman that's so adoring so it's not even a horseman thing. he just thought sam was a precious little boy and you know what? i feel him

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item acquired: purple dog shirt! may get bloody

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Jess: You know normally I only date girls. There's just something about you

Sam, one beer away from unleashing 20 years of repressed gender crisis: Wow. Haha. Wonder what that means

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omggggg baby saaammm 🥹

season 1 Sam was so adorable

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diva

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SAM Oh, my God. AVA Don’t think God has much to do with this, Sam. SAM Oh, my God. RUBY Guess again.

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spn hiatus creations | week seven: ↳ favorite storyline  – Azazel’s Special Children

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“dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days”

girl, what home

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happy pride

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idk if i wanna be her or marry her

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happy pride month to sam homosexuality metaphor winchester

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season one of spn is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.

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and if i said this was true of most of the show as well which is why it makes for (unintentionally) very effective horror as a whole