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omggggg baby saaammm 🥹

season 1 Sam was so adorable

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diva

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SAM Oh, my God. AVA Don’t think God has much to do with this, Sam. SAM Oh, my God. RUBY Guess again.

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spn hiatus creations | week seven: ↳ favorite storyline  – Azazel’s Special Children

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“dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days”

girl, what home

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happy pride

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idk if i wanna be her or marry her

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happy pride month to sam homosexuality metaphor winchester

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season one of spn is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.

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and if i said this was true of most of the show as well which is why it makes for (unintentionally) very effective horror as a whole

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missing her (monsterfucker sam winchester)

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I need to [remembers that I am not joking about suicide anymore] rewatch Supernatural

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maybe lucifer never even told azazel to give sam demon blood and azazel just caught, like, every fourth word and misunderstood the whole plan. your honour in his defence he was busy texting

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he pulled the bottle out and then he showed me what is love

world’s first sampaul amv to cavetown’s “paul” for my own creator event prompts: one-episode icons // lgbt sam

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Mark the answer that puts the sentences in the best possible order to form a coherent text.

28. Your house

A) 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 1

B) 3 - 4 - 5 - 1 - 2

C) 4 - 5 - 1 - 2 - 3

D) 3 - 1 - 2 - 4 - 5

E) 1 - 2 - 4 - 3 - 5

Alejandro Zambra, Multiple Choice