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bunny yuri. Spread the news

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Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

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meow

not to be weird but this is actually the girl of my dreams

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I love you all

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ah yes:(

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god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

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god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

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god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

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way back in 10th grade i had gym class with a scary girl with neon green & black hair who chewed flavored condoms like chewing gum and once showed me a picture of her boyfriend's back scratched completely bloody. she only ever addressed me as "eyeliner." one day i asked why.

"cuz of your big gay stupid pretty eyelashes"

"....shouldn't it be 'mascara,' then?"

"shut up, eyeliner."

anyway that's why i'm gay now

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Whispering to him that he's a good boy for me while I'm knuckles deep in his pussy and he moans like he'll die without me there to fuck him in my passenger seat. He thought he had control when he held my collar, but he was gone the second I touched his clit.

That's spiritual.

I found a higher power in his pussy. On his tongue. On his thighs, in his hands, in his hair.

He melts for me and I will kill to protect him.

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being mcr's ex-drummer and being homophobic is so funny. bc like 20 years ago you were seeing gerard way and frank iero sloppy making out during every show you played. and now you cant stand gay people. fair enough i guess

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I'm literally hitting oyou with a fax machine

depriving 📠💥 yourself 📠💥 of 📠💥 food 📠💥 is 📠💥 not 📠💥 good 📠💥 for 📠💥 you!

Please make sure to eat little one, you deserve to eat, your tummy needs food, food is good, it helps give you energy to play and helps your body work, it doesn't matter what you eat, just try to eat something

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Fag strong together. Don’t forget.

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bestie. don't even think about ending your life. when he dies, and soon he does of his old age, you have to be around to piss on his grave

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You doing ok?

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Stockpile HRT now.