samiltonbattmann
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Eggs and bacon, you're mistaken
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samiltonbattmann · 8 hours ago
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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen
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samiltonbattmann · 8 hours ago
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samiltonbattmann · 11 hours ago
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samiltonbattmann · 12 hours ago
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general marcus acacius ✨️
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samiltonbattmann · 3 days ago
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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
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samiltonbattmann · 3 days ago
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"The Hermit stands alone on the top of a mountain. The snow-capped range symbolizes his spiritual mastery, growth, and accomplishment. He has chosen this path of self-discovery and, as a result, has reached a heightened state of awareness."
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samiltonbattmann · 3 days ago
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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
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samiltonbattmann · 3 days ago
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samiltonbattmann · 3 days ago
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Saw a post on Twitter that was like "I think it's entirely possible to be trans without dysphoria, but a lot of you are severely underestimating how much dysphoria you actually feel and how much you’ve let fade into background noise" and honestly? Yeah lol.
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samiltonbattmann · 3 days ago
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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
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samiltonbattmann · 3 days ago
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a toast, to tumblr! 🍻🍺
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samiltonbattmann · 4 days ago
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Why can’t we just stay right here?
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samiltonbattmann · 4 days ago
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i can't stop watching this
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samiltonbattmann · 4 days ago
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samiltonbattmann · 4 days ago
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"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.
"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.
"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.
"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth
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samiltonbattmann · 5 days ago
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“Hello, one and all!”
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samiltonbattmann · 5 days ago
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@eldiritchforestdeweller
Okay so this is a big deal
To me, and to a significant subset of Sir Terry's fans (including most of you who've found this by the tags), his writing is serious commentary on the human condition - politics, prejudice, self-control, revenge vs. justice, religion, idealism, faith in people vs. cynicism, and more - dressed up with fantasy settings and a hefty leavening of humor to make it fun to read. And it is WILDLY fun to read, actual laugh-out-loud or at least a snicker averaging about every page.
But there's this common idea among the "important literature" people that fun and funny books are not also worthwhile or important in the same way.
This is a Discworld book being released WITH ACADEMIC COMMENTARY and AS A PENGUIN CLASSIC. That's a HUGE amount of recognition.
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