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the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

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i love all girls in both a supportive way and a gay way

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Don’t slip back into the darkness. How ever tempting it may seem, remember that you don’t belong there. There are much greater places in store for you.

Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin |twitter

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

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looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

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growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

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Clean sheets, amazing experience 10/10. Changing sheets, the worst 0/10. Why does something so good have to involve so much suffering

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im so lonely and desperate for human connection but also need like 3 rest days after replying to a text lmao

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW