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thenightling rn

Okay. Far, far, far, far too many "New" Vampire Chronicles fans are calling Lestat's monologue from the teaser of Interview with The Vampire season 3 "Ebony" / "My Immortal." Listen, kiddies, the WHOLE reason we mock the My Immortal fanfic intro is because it's a bad knock-off of The Vampire Lestat opening. The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice was / is a New York Times Best seller. It was published in 1985, long before My Immortal. Please stop insulting the long-established book fandom with your ignorance. Yes, Lestat's a ham. That's part of the charm.

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y’know what they call a fortnite burger with cheese in paris?

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“Describe homestuck” is a weird question, because you can describe the overarching plot but not the weird branches it shoots off into

Like, “Homestuck is about a reality altering video game that comes about at the end of every world that, if beaten, allows the players to become gods of the next world. we follow four kids from our world who play it, the aliens from the previous game that made our world, and a ‘reboot’ game that comes about when ours fails.”

And then someone asks about how the fuck Betty Crocker plays into it and you don’t fucking know how to answer without a goddamn essay

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*hands you these*

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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Villains who are in romantic relationships but abuse their partners are so goddamn boring. I want villains who are absolute bastards, absolutely villains, but who are loving and caring and attentive partners anyway. Taking over the world doesn’t mean you have to treat your loved ones like shit.

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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

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mice are having sex in my walls :(

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nahhh for real, daft punk is two gay men. straight men dont make edm music that good. daft punk fuck before every concert. that's what makes the music good anyways.

You say this with so much confidence like you’ve seen daft punk fuck firsthand?

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pulling stunts that strengthen the public's perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end

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