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I guess  so. It would also be a good excuse to visit my family, and the others at McKinley.

You can try. I don’t know how Breadstix would feel about losing that at one time, but I guess you could always make trips back to replenish her stash.

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I'd rather cut off my own sacks than have you anywhere near my ass. Thanks for the offer, though. I knew you missed my White Chocolate body.

You know, it’d be much more effective if you weren’t the one taking it up the butt 50% of the time. By the way, if this is your sad, sad plead for me to strap it on and make your miserable life more enjoyable, the answer is no.

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Maybe I should get her a lifetime supply of bread sticks from Lima. I'm sure they'll stay fresh if they're kept in the freezer... They seem to be the only way to her heart.

I’m sure things will get worked out eventually. She’s good at holding grudges, but there’s no way she can stay mad at you forever. Eventually you’ll do something that she’s happy over and you’ll be forgiven.

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No thanks, it's probably been up your ass, and that's what made you so uptight.

My opinion is law when it comes to my own being, so suck my fake dick.

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I didn't even mean for the summer camp thing to happen. It was just an accident, but it was her signature on the paper, so it was as much her own fault as it was mine... I'm to blame though, as usual.

Santana logic usually applies differently than most people’s, but I doubt that she’s going to hate you forever. I just think it might take some time and maybe an attempt that doesn’t involve her having to go summer camp to fix things.

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No, you just think you have every right. There's a difference.

I had every right. I always do.

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I think that she's going to try really hard to hate me forever, though. It's like, not even my fault. Brittany wanted to date me, and I wanted to date her. I just don't get why I'm being so punished? It's insane, Quinn.

Maybe you just need to have a genuine conversation with her and talk through everything. It’s not like she can hate you forever because you and Brittany decided to date.

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No. You really don't.

I had every right. I always do.

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I'm stoked too, man! Halloween is definitely the best time of year. It beats Christmas for me. There's just somethin' awesome about going around haunted houses, and drinking all that delicious warm apple cider.

It's almost haunted house season.

And I don’t know about any of you, but I couldn’t be more stoked. I love this time of year. 

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I don't think anybody can give me advice for that. She's like an angry bear that can't find any picnic baskets to raid. I'm pretty sure she's out to destroy my life.

Hopefully you’ll get things worked out and you’ll be able to pay for it. I’d give you advice on how to convince Santana, but that isn’t exactly as easy as I hoped.

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How about no. You still didn't have the right.

I was supervising the kitchen, ergo I was the boss of the refrigerator for the time being.

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Not yet. Hopefully they will as summer camp is over until next year and everything. Santana should still pay, though.

Have you asked them if they’re willing to take payments for it? 

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You weren't the boss of the refrigerator. You had no right to tell me I couldn't open it.

You should’ve thought about that before you started pulling at the door and whining like a little girl, shouldn’t you? 

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Thinking about creepy kids will do that to you.

Yeah I’m creeping myself out…

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I guess I'll have to test that theory. If it fails... Well, I guess I'm going to be poor for awhile.

That’s probably a good thing. And you’re probably right, it’s kind of impossible for her to say no to Brittany. I’m pretty sure you could get her to agree to anything if Brittany asked her to do it.

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 No, Santana. It was my snack in the fridge that I bought that I wanted. 

It wasn’t your feeding time, it’s not my fault that your mouth fits half of the fridge in it. We needed spares for the kids, not you. 

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I feel like I maybe shouldn't leave mine and Puck's apartment from now on. 

Maybe trash cans too…like dumpsters..cause kids love getting dirty and stuff..