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There was not a small number of requests for top Hans, which I am happy to oblige as I think both men to be vers. (Editing this because my painfully straight female ass didn’t even consider that when I was asked for top they meant something entirely different and that I am absolutely too fucken dumb to read a simple google search on the actual meaning of the phrase; that it’s about more than physical positioning—thank you endlessly patient community for holding my hand please forgive me, I guess I will have to try again. *returning to horny prison to rework my brain chemistry and produce the appropriate artwork*) I took creative liberty because I just flat out didn’t wanna draw any dicks in this so use your imagination or something—I dunno I just work here.
Next up is kind of a big piece I think, comic style probably. But most of these Smutstravaganza pieces are going to be primarily B&W with minimal rendering.
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"I care about you." Quick silly little drawing before going to bed. I love them so much :´)
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The boys are lounging on the grass.
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"...𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺... 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘪𝘵!"
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short summary of my arrival to Kuttenberg region
Suchdol is such a lovely castle, love the interiors, Peter of Pisek is so nice, it'd be such a shame if anyone decided to bring like 3 fucktons of stolen silver here
I'VE SEEN THE FUCKROOM, ALL HAIL THE FUCKROOM
but what about Lord Capon????
I don't care about your quests please let me go to the city and buy myself new clothes to show off how sad and gay and fashionable I am
Zizka, adopt me and let's make a movie together about us bonding as father and son
my dog ate spoiled bacon but he's fine
BUT WHAT ABOUT HANS
who removed equipment off my horse
hey new dad your friends are weird
but what if Hans misses me :C
Henry's utter disbelief at Jobst's suggestion to go home, he even laughs a little. are you nuts, I've just said, Hans misses me! no going home
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"C'mere, Blacksmith Boy!" 🫳
Another lil comfort Hansry ⚔️ WIP between some more ambitious pieces 😩 a stupid fat cough has been yanking my pizzle the whole week but peasants need to hustle
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Your Hearts a Mess 🖤
Turns out brain rot posts are quite contagious. Largely courtesy of the song below the cut—if you were looking for insight on the lyrics here.
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(hans does that face before going in for a kiss and henry finds it funny)
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Started sketching—no idea what happened next
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