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samuel andrew evans. twenty three years old. part-time student. full time non-stop hilarious impression train. struggling stand up comedian. meathead. bisexual. single professional brother & son. i am sam, sam i am. bodyroll enthusiast, master impressionist, guppy face, trouty mouth. you may have seen me in the choir room or on the football field with my awesome impressions and killer dance moves. check out my user profile if you want to chat. - SE
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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moved to @brotasticallysam
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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📲SAMBASTIAN
SEBASTIAN: Okay.
SEBASTIAN: Just that he wants to start a three-way relationship with you and Quinn.
SAM: No he didn't. Stop that.
SAM: Did he? seriously, did he say anything about me?
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: The bottom of it is that she's a hurtful bitch.
SEBASTIAN: I won't. Promise.
SEBASTIAN: ...Been talking to Cooper a lot, have you? ;)
SAM: I don't know. But...let's not talk about this anymore. It's okay to disagree.
SAM: Not A LOT.
SAM: Why...did he say anything about me?
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: I'm not saying you have to. But you shouldn't say she's your friend. She doesn't care about you.
SEBASTIAN: Maybe you can show me sometime? Give Blaine and I a tutorial?
SAM: She is my friend, until I get to the bottom of this.
SAM: Yeah? Just don't tell Cooper, he says I'm not 'ready' to go public yet. He's my acting coach.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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better question: how tf did you even know about what kitty and rachel are doing no one knew but them and hunter
Things get around, anon. But I guess I’m the one to blame for other people’s bad choices, right? 
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: She's not your friend, Sam. She did know you and Quinn are together. She was just trying to hurt you.
SEBASTIAN: I couldn't do them. Most people can't. It's a talent.
SAM: I don't know, Sebastian. It doesn't feel right to talk badly.
SAM: Well, you just need to like, watch people and listen closely. And then copy it.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: She is, Sam. You don't need to keep defending her. She hurt you, for no reason.
SEBASTIAN: You're good at other people's words. Blaine showed me a video of you doing some impressions. It was awesome.
SAM: She's my friend, I'm going to defend her. I'm sure...I mean she did hurt me. But...maybe she...didn't know that...Quinn and I were together...or...I dunno.
SAM: Thanks. I like doing impressions. It's not that hard. But writing songs are hard, Blaine only told me because he was so nervous about it.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: I know, Sam. It's not right. You'd never hurt a fly. It's almost annoying how nice you are.
SEBASTIAN: I had to learn the hard way how awful a person Rachel Berry is.
SEBASTIAN: She doesn't care about anyone but herself. And that's coming from me.
SEBASTIAN: Blaine and I are really happy for you guys, if that's any consolation?
SEBASTIAN: I loved it. It was amazing. Did you help him with it?
SAM: She does care. She's not a bad person.
SAM: She maybe just got confused.
SAM: Thanks Sebastian!
SAM: ME? Oh no, I'm not good at words.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: Relax, Sammy. I was just being shady. Because of the whole Rachel thing?
SEBASTIAN: It was nice, but I'm cool with it being one time.
SEBASTIAN: I'm glad you and Quinn are happy.
SAM: Oh right. Yeah. That's...a weird thing. I don't get why everyone is trying to break me up with Quinn. I have never hurt her. I would never hurt her. And...I've always been nice to Rachel. I don't understand why she would do this to me.
SAM: But I don't...like to talk bad about anyone.
SAM: Quinn and I are happy. I guess that's why none of this makes sense you would think our friends would be glad we're happy?
SAM: So...I heard you were into Blaine's anniversary gift.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: Touché.
SEBASTIAN: Understood. I'm a decent person, so I'm not going to try and ruin a healthy relationship. :)
SAM: Whoa I wasn't...I was just kidding dude. Obviously I know. I mean it was so cool, you what we did. But...I was...totally a third wheel.
SAM: It was fun though. But you two are like...really in love, I was more like...a toy. Which again...I was totally fine with.
SAM: It's different with Quinn. She's amazing.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: I like you.
SAM: I kind of got that after the blow job.
SAM: But I'm taken now, so you'll have to just keep dreaming with Blaine about me.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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SEBASTIAN: You've clearly been spending too much time with Blaine, he's rubbing off on you.
SAM: Well he did some rubbing, but you were there for that. ;o
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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How do you feel that one of your "good" friends is actively trying to sabotage your relationship with Quinn?
Honestly? It hurts. I know I’m not perfect, but I do try my hardest to be a good friend, and a good person. I try really hard to be kind and spread love and make people smile. I thought that friend was one of the people I made smile, I thought she was...different than other people. She found me in Kentucky and brought me back here. She helped my family. She was someone I considered family. And knowing she wants my girlfriend to cheat on me with someone that threatened to quite literally burn down my house with my family still in it, is pretty sad.
I’m sure she had her reasons, and that’s up to her to deal with. It hurts, but when she realizes what she’s done to both Quinn and I (because I know it hurts Quinn too), I know she’ll do the right thing, because she’s that kind of person. A good person. 
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And for the record, I’m not angry, because I know that Quinn loves me. And she’s not who she was before, no one is going to manipulate her, no one is going to make her feel like less because now she sees how strong she is. We’re better than we’ve ever been, and really happy and I’d rather put all my attention on that, then focus on bad things and sad things.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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Quinn left @samandrewevans a present on his doorstep for their anniversary, and added a note. 
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“Happy 6 months anniversary, Sammy. I know we’ve only gotten back together two weeks ago, but if you add those two weeks to the time we dated before, it’s been 6 months. Can you believe it’s been 6 months?  I’m glad we’ve found our way back together and I assure you that I won’t ever let you go, again. To many more weeks, months, years, and hopefully a lifetime. I hope you will enjoy your present, it took me quite some research to find out who the hell Chewbacca was, but he looks kind of… cute… and hairy.  Please, don’t listen to anyone [Sebastian] and don’t wear this to bed. I’ll smack it and won’t touch you for at least a week. Just a warning.  Happy anniversary, I love you. xxxxxxxxx Quinn”
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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Quinn literally fell asleep when I was describing the plot of Star Wars to her, so I guess I’m here. Ask me things?
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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What do you think about what happened between Quinn and Kitty?
I don’t think anything about it. Quinn and Kitty were friends, and whatever happened between them isn’t my business. I’m not jealous, I’m not upset. It doesn’t affect me in the tiniest bit.
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samandrewevans-blog · 7 years ago
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📲SAMBASTIAN
SEBASTIAN: Don't give me that look, Samuel.
SAM: You're so dumb.
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