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Johnny Depp at the 27th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala, January 2nd 2016 where he won a Desert Palm Achievement Award. [x]

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Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen

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This is how Donald Trump makes foreign policy arguments.

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based on this 

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Annual Parade in the Netherlands Pays Homage to Vincent van Gogh with Massive Flower Floats

The Coro Zundert parade in the Netherlands celebrates the country’s reputation as a global supplier of dahlia flowers since 1936. This year 19 teams payed homage and drew inspiration from the work of Vincent van Gogh. The flowery floats are filled with imagery, colors and expressions from van Gogh’s signature style. The floats are now a mixture of tradition and urban art, which are a beautiful spectacle  to attend yearly. 

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Can we talk about their A+ casting though?

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A Swedsh health company is using a giant penis mascot to spray confetti on people to raise awareness about the spread of STDs - more vines

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the signs as devils

ARIES: extra fiery. definitely has flames coming out of their skull. and other places. but let's just talk about how every time they sneeze, a volcano on earth erupts and destroys everything in its path. watch out

TAURUS: the actual devil. literally satan. eats wood to fuel their flames. loves being the devil. forces other souls of the underworld to carry them around on their throne of flames and misery.

GEMINI: the crazy devil who discovered that they have the ability to snap their fingers and turn someone into a pile of ash so they overuse this ability a lot. also known to roast marshmallows over themselves

CANCER: the devil that's stupid enough to go swimming and burn out all their flames and then they want someone to hug them like NO I DONT WANNA GET WET STOP

LEO: the devil that is always polishing their horns because they want to look hot as hell.

VIRGO: the whore devil. always wants their way and if ur not ok with that then go up to heaven or something. they also are the only devil with a halo, which they stole.

LIBRA: the fake devil omg. so fake. they use artificial fire special effects just to make them look hot and devilish. also they set cats on fire if the cat's cuter than them

SCORPIO: sex devil. not the actual devil like taurus but the devil's hot secretary that greets you as you enter the gates of hell. they spontaneously take off all of their clothes a lot so beware. stripper status

SAGITTARIUS: the devil that literally is always complaining that it's too hot but they're literally in hell so they should chill. oh wait THEY CANT HAHAHAH

CAPRICORN: the devil that's perfectly capable of overthrowing satan and becoming the new satan and is just waiting for the perfect moment to do so. nothing will stand in their way and if you're in their way you're gonna die and the last thing you will see is the smirk of this devil.

AQUARIUS: if this devil looks at you, you'll die. they have that effect on people. they have a hot tub made of water and they throw the most hype parties in hell that only the coolest devils are invited to

PISCES: the devil that always goes up to earth and disguises themselves as a cute innocent princess and makes someone fall in love with them and then they're like "SIKE" and drag them down to hell.

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Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

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Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours

1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too. 

2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors. 

3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights. 

4. Free health care.

5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched. 

6. If  child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment. 

7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years. 

8. Racism is just not a thing. 

9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus. 

10. The motherlode cheat. 

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Narrating People’s Lives: On the Corner! 💃 (OMG He recognized me and was so frickin ready XD)

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Norman Reedus and a pint-sized fan having silly string wars at WSC Orlando 2015