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pov you are harry du bois

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Season one Jonathan Archivist Sims will give the most impassioned recitation of some spooky happenings he'll read it with such depth of emotion that you'd think he was there and then be like "end of statement. *sigh* well that was some bullshit."

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i keep forgetting that Super Skeptic Jon isn’t just a meme and every time i relisten to tma i have to take a moment to process the fact that he literally read out a statement about a guy being terrorised by a ghost spider, said very sarcastically that professional help was certainly in order, then proceeded to casually mention that the guys dead body was found encased in web without any tone change at all like go off king process nothing

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Season 1 and 4 sketches :D

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Thinking about how Jon said he was a deeply annoying child and then listed textbook symptoms of autism

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harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"

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she deconstruct my joke format til it is indistinguishable from that which it is derived

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"but you don't sound russian??" pt. 2

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I feel like a maiden who's soldier husband just came back from the war.

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I want Needles to have the most comic book villain backstory. Freak accident at the combination acupuncture parlor and nuclear testing site.

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just wait until norris starts reading out his poetry unprompted

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My husband has gone off to war (tmagp is taking a break), I know not when he returns (April 11th).

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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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You can't be talking like that, statics homework