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wheres seasons greasons

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masters degree in moving my legs around under the sheets like a big gay horseshoe crab

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Loisy, Paris

Jacques Henri Lartigue

October 1964

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we're better together

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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better

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Hello, this is a longshot saving life call, I am Vivian from Gaza. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, just an injection for today to save my life please I beg. I was diagnosed with Latent Autoimmune Diabetes and due to the current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week. My donation link is attached in the pinned post, I might have sent this ask to you earlier but kindly consider donating and sharing. This is the only option I have at the moment to save my life from going into a coma.

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billy joel get us through these trying times. billy joel please

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Jethro Buck (British, b.1986)

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Just for fun

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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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Anyway.

Hand on my heart. Hand on my stupid heart.