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Pine cones were actually tiny, fingernail-sized animals and they were highly illegal. I wanted one for a pet so I called a foreign pine cone dealer and he delivered me two prime quality pine cones which I kept inside a ballet shoe.
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sorry folks. if salsa isnt hot enough to make you sweat on your face after like, 10 minutes of casual eating, its NOT hot enough
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Is anyone’s kink buying people socks for their birthday because if it is, March 16th
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I was in the home of all the Veggie Tales vegetables, who were sitting and laughing at the dinner table. Casually, I walked into the kitchen and, to my horror, saw sliced cucumber all over the room. Then, over my shoulder, I heard Bob the Tomato scream at me in terror, “You chopped off my husband’s dick!?!?”
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) | dir. Henry Selick
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would fight 10 men at once
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