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https://archiveofourown.org/works/63515917/chapters/164406865

Oh wow look at that! Chapter 8 of my complete nonsense with Talion and Celebrimbor. This time they have something akin to a date and you can find it here

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whipped this shit out cuz i cant stop thinkin about blu sniper, aroallo blu sniper yeah

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Oh hey I made a new chapter for my fic and there's gratuitous violence! Readers beware for graphic depictions of violence. As always, READ THE TAGS and links can be found above and here

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/63515917/chapters/162760879

oh hey wouldn't you look at that, I'm writing more talibrimbor nonsense again. you can read it here, but be mindful of the tags

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TF2 VALENTINE'S WEEK DAY #4

Confession/Longing

I have a feeling I ain't gonna have the time to finish this today, so it's just the sketch for now, but I do REALLY wanna fully render this later!

Anyhow, more of my fave, Speedinbullet. <3

Scout left his hat in Sniper's camper, and he is SO normal about it.

Poor piss man. All the people in the world, and his stupid heart chooses that damned little mongrel.

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cat Scout (i was inspired by alizashan for the second drawing with her dramatic clingy orange cat 😆)

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don't look at me that way

i will never let you down again

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Unpopular Headcanons for Talion Pt 1

🗡️Quiet Determination

Talion is a man of few words, but his actions speak volumes. He embodies quiet strength and unwavering resolve, often using his silence to command respect.

🗡️Deeply Loyal

Talion values loyalty above all else. Whether to his family, comrades, or Celebrimbor, he commits himself fully to those he trusts, even at great personal cost.

🗡️Identity Crisis

Being bound to Celebrimbor creates an identity crisis for Talion. He questions whether his actions are his own or if he’s merely a vessel.

🗡️Favorite Weapon: Longsword

Talion’s weapon of choice is a longsword, which he views as a symbol of Gondorian tradition. He meticulously maintains his blade, treating it as an extension of himself.

🗡️Connection to Animals

Talion has a natural affinity for animals, particularly horses and Caragors. He feels a kinship with them, appreciating their loyalty and resilience.

🗡️Superstitious Tendencies

Despite his rational demeanor, Talion holds onto small Gondorian superstitions, like avoiding walking under certain trees or always wearing a talisman his wife gave him. (Which Celebrimbor dismisses as childish, though part of him secretly entertains the truth in some of them.)

🗡️Trust Issues

After losing his family and being betrayed by fate, Talion struggles to trust others fully. Even those he fights alongside must earn his loyalty through action rather than words.

🗡️Mortal Pride

Despite his connection to Celebrimbor, Talion is proud of his mortal heritage. He often reminds the elf that mortals, not Elves, will ultimately shape the fate of Middle-earth.

🗡️Rare Smile

Talion’s smiles are rare and fleeting, but when they do appear, they’re genuine and warm, often sparked by small acts of kindness or brief moments of peace.

🗡️Carrying Compassion for Two

Where Celebrimbor is harsh and pragmatic, Talion takes it upon himself to carry the emotional weight of their partnership. He feels that Celebrimbor’s detached nature isn’t indifference but a defense mechanism born of pain and guilt.

🗡️Reassuring Words

In rare moments of vulnerability, Talion assures Celebrimbor that his worth isn’t tied to his past mistakes. He tells the Elf that the chance to fight for something greater—together—proves there’s still good within him.

🗡️ Chaotic Duo

Beneath the tension, Talion finds a certain amusement in their banter. Celebrimbor’s sharp wit and Talion’s dry humor often turn their arguments into moments of unexpected levity, breaking up the grimness of their shared mission.

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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ramblings

It seems the hyper fixation is now gravitating towards Talion and Celebrimbor. Now the real question is, do I make a massive long fic like I do with almost all my other pairings? Probably? Yes. The answer is yes. I have literally no self control.

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HELLO!

I was wondering if you could write a banter between Talion and Celebrimbor for me ? You choose the topic!

Thx 🙌🏻

I've written an emotional piece the other day, something simple but I'm sure you'll like it.

There you go;

Talion: (sitting on a crumbled wall, his sword resting across his lap) “You know, Celebrimbor, not every moment has to be about vengeance. Sometimes, it’s nice to just… stop.”

Celebrimbor: (materializing beside him, arms crossed, his tone unusually soft) “Stopping isn’t something we’re afforded, Talion. Not in a land like this.”

Talion: (looking up at him, a faint smile tugging at his lips) “And yet, here we are. No orcs, no screams, no blood. Just… quiet.”

Celebrimbor: (hesitating, his gaze shifting to the horizon, his voice almost wistful) “Quiet is a strange companion for people like us. It feels… unfamiliar.”

Talion: (grinning faintly, leaning back against the stone) “Unfamiliar doesn’t have to mean unwelcome. You should try it. You might even like it.”

Celebrimbor: (arching an eyebrow, his smirk returning slightly) “And what would I do with quiet, Talion? Whisper sweet nothings to you?”

Talion: (chuckling, shaking his head) “Wouldn’t be the strangest thing you’ve done.”

Celebrimbor: (letting out a rare, soft laugh, his tone light) “I suppose not.”

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Celebrimbor: (quietly, almost to himself, his gaze distant) “Perhaps… quiet isn’t so bad.”

Talion: (smiling faintly, his gaze on the fading sunlight) “So no whispering of sweet nothings?”

Celebrimbor: (chuckling, the sound soft and unexpectedly warm) “Do not push your luck.”

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don't look at me that way

i will never let you down again

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if my job were to draw these two i would have marginally more money

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sleepy guys

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/63094216/chapters/161574862

contributing to the pile of Arno and Jacob fanfic. Chapter 2 should go live next week so enjoy some horrifically self indulgent fluff

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Fuck yeah TF2 is back baby

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A new chapter update

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61695958/chapters/159321979

Hey all, just updated with a new, slightly more dark chapter for the in progress fic. Which can be found here. It's for my new fic, sealed with a handshake and spoiled by a kiss. Content warnings for canon typical violence and death.