saltyspandex
Salty Spandex
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saltyspandex · 3 months ago
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saltyspandex · 3 months ago
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Really fucking sucks that she has to respond to him like this. Like she should not have to worry about this piece of shit for the rest of her life.
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saltyspandex · 3 months ago
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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.
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saltyspandex · 3 months ago
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born to be some dumb faggot online
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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Dungeon Meshi...AH! Dungeon Meshi!
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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I feel like this tweet from @prozdvoices belongs on Tumblr as well lol
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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Looking respectfully
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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the bleh family
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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girls will have fleas and wonder whats the big deal
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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you know he would have been one of Those kids
inspired by this pic:
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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girldad mode activate
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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Getting a bit sick of all the "ooh I'm so glad Laios has a soft body!" "Laios is built like an average guy" style posts. Because he doesn't and isn't.
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Laios is built like a fucking professional wrestler. He isn't like, super chiseled or anything but he does not have an "average" body, he his built like someone who does a LOT of physical effort and training.
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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good read for teachers.
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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yuri in the dashcon ball pit
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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I like these guys
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saltyspandex · 6 months ago
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tumblr is such an echo chamber i forgot about people like this
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