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the one headcanon i will die believing is that steve and danny have their actors' birthdays and that danny was born at like 4am est august 24 and steve was born at 10pm hst august 23 meaning they were born at the same time. this affects nothing. i just think theyre soulmates trapped in the worlds longest chevrolet commercial

(i also think it would be funny if danny was technically born like an hour before steve but steve on paper was born the day before danny so they argue over who's older)

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Reading some crossover fanfics with Mcdanno and needing a little help visualizing some heights and - damn, Danny is going to get a crick in his neck looking up at all these people lmao. Gave everyone the same body type to focus on height alone, except for Danny (and Steve!) 's children. Now I can really see how every time any of these characters hug Danny it's like *engulf the Danno*

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actually if abc can have gay firefighters cbs should issue a formal apology about the gay detectives they split up in the series finale of a ten season show

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Are they lovers?

Worse.

They are shipped by people on ao3 and tumblr.

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while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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MY HANDS ARE RATED B FOR BOOPS!!! 👻🎃🦇

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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

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I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

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So proud of himself

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why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses