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vi not wearing a bra after she's been recovering? makes sense, totally checks out. unclear if vi even owns a bra at this point. caitlyn not wearing a bra to go visit her dumbass ex who got herself locked in a secluded prison cell? SUSPICIOUS

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gay people can't date normally it's either fucking in your sister's cell or becoming one with the other in a gemstone smh.

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everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf

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Vi: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just like, huh.

Caitlyn: I saw you.

Vi: Honestly that's so cute and sweet and it makes this really awkward because I was just gonna show you this drawing Jinx made of Ambessa as a turkey.

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the most sickening part of being a caitvi stan is how prevalent it is in fanon that they would have biological kids. AND that caitlyn is always the pregnant one. why would they get ivf when obviously vi could find 3-5 perfectly good kids in dumpsters around town and raise those.

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The straights, the lesbians and the gays

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bro gay ppl cannot break up normally

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There are two kinds of people, separated by the way they dealing with heart shuttering break up:

They becoming sad alcoholic hobo with no sense of personal hygiene...

2. ...or career overachiver.

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heartbreak

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If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

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I think one of my favorite aspects of Slay the Princess is how your very first Chapter 2 involves the writer essentially pointing at whatever second voice you ended up with and going “that’s you (derogatory).”

Like my very first vessel was The Stranger and her whole sequence was really intriguing and creative, but also throughout it I was being continuously called out for being an obnoxious hipster who’s incapable of taking anything seriously via the entire existence of the Voice of the Contrarian.

“Star sign this, MBTI that,” shut up what was the first voice you got in this game (besides the Hero obviously).

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AZULA GET BACK HERE-

Any fire siblings concept that gives them this vibe is an automatic favorite 

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cuddling through the years

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Okay let me add my five cents to the Zaunite au, where Viktor didn’t make it to the academy and remained in Zaun.

He was trying to invent on his own, but he desperately needed money for his research. And that’s when Silco appeared…

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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

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Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?