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Welcome all those new comer, and here my finally finished: Seeing eyes dogs AU, after the ending…JOHNY get a new friend

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I'm so sorry but this man got 100x hotter once his life fell apart

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It's so interesting to me that Slay the Princess is the kind of art that leaves little room for structured interpretation of the text because it's so good at exploring what is it about (almost everything you want to say about it is already in the text! just go play it again), while easily supporting a lot of derivative reimaginings, remixes and fanworks.

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I've also been thinking a lot about a swap au of them. Johnny being the one Zimforth choses instead of Ralph. This weird 20's something guy who's just, got the most rancid aura going to a butcher shop and one of the workers (Ralph) makes the mistake of trying to connect with him, only to end up in the guys basement.

How does Johnny over power Ralph who is a bear of a man? Idk, Zimforth powers or something.

I just feel like something about a Sawp AU!Johnny would be so uncanny.

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"tumblr is the gay website" "tumblr is the communist website" tumblr is the sheltered white USamerican suburbanite shut-in website

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Me and my bfs long quiet and spectre cosplays!!!

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Oh hey random storytime:

My mother had a dog of a fairly unusual breed, the kind breed whose existence I hadn't even heard of before the breeder became a family friend. This specific dog was a zero brain cell masterpiece specimen, so while he was fucking stupid, he had an impressive enough pedigree that it would have been a waste to not take him into dog shows, maybe win a few prizes and have him sire pups.

Anyway, this one time we were at a smaller dog show, not really an amateur one but definitely not a huge international event. It was held outdoors on a football field(?), and not only was my mom's dog the only one of his breed in the show, they had somehow completely forgot to include him in the show's schedule. We had come all the way over here to show off a dog that didn't have a time, judges, or ring for him anywhere in the plans.

So while my mother isn't the type to Demand To Speak To The Manager when something doesn't go her way, everyone was in the agreement that the fuck-up was on the show runners' side, and they were very apologetic about such an unprofessional mistake. And they did manage to find a show ring with a slot to squeeze him in, just before the next breed was about to start.

So they made a quick announcement in the ring just before the scheduled breed was going to start, and into the ring went the breeder and mom's dog. And while they were doing their little lap, surrounded by a mostly quiet, uninterested audience, I heard some random kid's faint voice asking

What happened to that one?

And it suddenly hit me how funny this whole situation must look like with no context. Mom's dog or his whole breed were not on the printed out leaflet schedule of the show, in this specific ring or otherwise. If someone showed up now, or somehow otherwise missed the announcement (which wasn't even broadcasted in any way, just yelled out over the crowd by one guy), holy shit they would be confused.

The dog breed that was booked on that spot was samoyeds. My mother's dog was a peruvian inca orchid. Imagine being at a dog show in the right place at the right time, 100% expecting to see one of those fluffy clouds on the left, and out walks the motherfucker on the right.

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Absolutely feral for this

I don't remember who said to draw those two as that one Ivan the Terrible painting, but thank you for motivating me to draw today

Not drawing mouths because I feel like it just ruins it (I can't draw mouths)

DAMN YOU ZIMFORTH!!

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Your 20s are not about anything and your 30s are not about anything and your 40s... also not about anything

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Controversial take but I think shipping Ralph and Johnny ruins the point of the game

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pacifica, mabel + relativity falls with transfem dipper aka losing your sister and discovering you have one all in the same day

my og tweet abt this below

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The magpie who fishes stars