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One thing about mutuals is that they will get into the most random ass media

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annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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Unmute !

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this man is in tears crying like a baby trying to kill himself this is so fuckin sad. hes been a failure his whole life. so desperately trying to lead when hes just so childishly immature. god. so desperate to be special. god i wish he didnt spend his time on this island and the rest of his life trying so hard to scratch an itch that he doesnt, cant connect to others. fuckin Benjamin Linus brings him down fuck. and its somehow better that Ben kills him. theres more wholeness to him when Ben kills him than his attempted suicide. hes told hes special one last time, and musters the energy to believe it one last time.

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FUCK why is he so handsome AUGH DUDE THAT'S ILLEGAL TO LOOK SO FINE he's too fucken pretty

thats what ive been sayingggg for thousands of words now and its still not enough. glad youre appreciating my stash hell yeah hes so pretty

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what are your favorite images/videos of kendrick? i mean obviously he’s always gorgeous but what pictures have you kicking your feet and blushing and twirling your hair ykwim

I WAS JUST LOOKING UP REF PICS WHEN I REMEMBERED I PLANNED TO ANSWER THIS BUT DIDNT IM SORRYYYYYY HERE WE GO

THIGHS. the way the clothes drape over him, this hairstyle, which will be shown more in more pics, and the lighting makes this pic a very good reference. dynamic.

love man-bun kennys man FUCK i miss long hair kenny like a motherfucker. lovely angle of his face, the pose is nice, the subtle bisexual lighting is always welcome, 10/10 no notes

damn i might be obsessed with man-bun kenny more than i knew my whole folder has lotsa these. he looked so good in LOYALTY tho didnt he. the romantic tension of that video really did grew on me with time.

2017 mtv kendrick i have feelings for you. mostly awe and envy but theyre still feelings come on

the layers the Neckerchief the braids he looks like the genius archeologist traveling to ancient ruins to solve a world ending problem in a movie

WOAH THIS IS ONE OF THE RARE ONES. SMALL BUN WITH SOME OF THE HAIR LET DOWN. damn does he look extra pretty here or am i just too kenpilled

does he look majestic or am i really too kenpilled. theres such royalty in him in this pic damn

cant lie this one is on here cuz beyonce adds such aura to this holy shit. im not even a beyhiver but this duo, damn. they ruled empires in the past

looks cute, dramatic lighting is nice, chest looks bomb

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH THIS ONE. the shiny lips the pearls the scarf on the cap the earringgggg. AUGH AUGHHH

LOVE THIS ONE TOO. WHY DONT WE HAVE A PHOTOSHOOT OF THE MR MORALE HAIR WHY WHY WHYYYY

This fit and performance was so fire and IT was the reason i was knee deep in getty images btw. trying to gather all hq kendrick pics i could get my hands on for my Projects. the accessories, the clean suit...call this pic the YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK the way im down

oh i have a few screenshots from the Jay Rock WOW cuz he was so gorgeous there. this time im not asking for confirmation, not doubting it, GORGEOUS. actually felt grief when i realized the looks from this video are not photographed, nor does he fuckin sit still in the video for a single sec for me to grab some good pics. if you wanna see my favorite kendrick videos just go to that one WOW edit hes. lord

i saved this twice cuz i like it so much. lil pirate. OH also i never mentioned but when hes adjusting his chain in N95 (? im p sure its it, black and white. idk) and he smiles kinda mischeviously, he reminds me of Jack Sparrow. just that 2 second snippet. just in there. its probably the close up beard and the air of playfulness idk

i told you i have more of these. and i still do im gatekeeping them. this one is so drawable tho god im getting the shakes the tingles. i just cant do em justice

this is from one of the silliest kendrick collabs, i talked about it before its Thats Me Right There where hes begging to hit like the worlds thirstiest man to a girl who sings all song about how ride or die she is to her guy. tragic, hilarious, i just paused IMMEDIATELY when this shot passed because of how beautiful his lips good. look. i mean how good they look. maybe i gotta go to sleep lamo am i yapping too much?

LMAO just WHAT are you wearing my guyyyy. the face and head are clear and the angle is interesting but what is that ATROCITY hes wearing lmaoooo. why did i save this. probably cuz of the expression, somewhere between a smile and curious look idk

okay okay thats all, i yapped long and hard, gave away most of my best pics. oh hey btw i hope tumblr doesnt mess with the quality cuz theyre all nice professional pics, from getty as mentioned lmao. sad we dont have the pics im constantly whining about, interesting clothes and angles, all sorts of facial expressions, showing off his face showing off his figure. so yeah. these are my faves, lemme know yours! dont gatekeep good pics from me what do you know i might actually draw kenny fanart if im inspired more than im scared

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i drink vodka just to mellow out. im insane. i crazEeEEey. insane! asyyylum. and i kill you. and i kill you. and i kill

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King Dedede: What a great day to hang out with my good friend Kirby! 😊 Hope nothing bad happens to me!

the despicable Dark Matter:

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ok ok this time the url fits me better i AM a salt lemon maniac...maybe not as much as i was a bbq hooligan.....but those days are behind me....

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Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

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I'm for "no kind of writing should be illegal" in 99% of cases, but if something is being paid for by the government, they should be legally required to disclose this fact upfront, in no uncertain terms.

That is my one hard line.

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(I'm the same anon talking about freedom fighter KDot❤️) another aspect I just thought about is the intersectionality, financial success has been glorified in black communities. Considering history it makes sense but the desire for autonomy through finance is kind of an illusion. He sort of touched on it in TPAB but didn't fully deconstruct it. Atleast he's self aware ig

sighhh. yeah i guess.

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Part of me wants KDot to become a full on freedom fighter but I know he can't do that.

I think he's strategic about what he says enough to not get blacklisted/sabotaged but it could go further. Ig you can't really be on my level when your besties with Beyonce tho lol

chief...i dont think hes refraining from saying commie shit because of what happened to Malcolm X and MLK i think he just...doesnt agree with it... i think even with all his criticisms and insight hes a "fix the broken machine its not supposed to do this" kinda guy not a "the machine is doing exactly what was built to do and i need to dismantle it down to the last bolt" kinda guy. and like you said, even if he is, he isnt sharing with us.

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Personally, I'm a little fascinated by Kendrick's relationship with religion(def get why you aren't into it that much though). The way he describes it is pretty unconventional to traditional black Christianity, I'd call him a spiritualist if anything but idk if he'd agree? I'm interested in theology anyway so maybe it's just me

oh? say more. im definitely interested in analyzing his religious approach! i just 1-dont know enough 2-especially dont know about what would be traditional black Christianity. id say hes plenty spiritual, but looking up the definition its literally believing in communicating with dead spirits etc? oh im not sure. let me know more if you feel like it!