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this video is CUTE. the animal is stressed and having a terrible time but it's a practicing nihilist so it actually feels liberated in the meaninglessness of its suffering

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“yo mr white i got you a present”

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ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what's wrong...? no, you wouldn't understand. I've been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me...tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements... I've seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I've seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I've seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power......

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villagers of stardew valley pt 1

gonna try to draw all the characters in stardew valley wish me luck!

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puppies go up the stairs! (disaster)

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DOGE just froze funding to vital Federal and Indigenous conservation programs devoted to supporting the very delicate and tenuous existence of the black-footed ferret.

I fell in love with these animals as a kid traveling to our National Parks. Their rarity and ferocity made me sharply aware, even as a child, of just how much of a responsibility we have toward our environment. I can't bear the thought of them being a fucking casualty of Trump and Musk.

Look at them! They do war dances.

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transitioning isnt enough i need to bond with a symbiote. i need to be a weird shapeshifting goo monster. i need look all pretty and then make my face split open reveling sharp teeth that by all logic should not fit in my skull. and the big long prehensile tongue.. ough

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chris's moral conundrum

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Molly's Future Mishaps is a webcomic about time traveling sea slugs!

In the year 2000, Earth was destroyed in a sudden unpredictable disaster. The only way of preserving any kind of Earth life was, of all things, to send sea slugs into distant space... to Jupiter's moon, Europa. The slugs had then evolved to survive in their environment, and after many years, advancements in their technology has led to the creation of time travel!

Molly: a lazy soda-loving chromodoris quadricolor, meets Jo: a work-obsessed sea bunny with a complicated past, as well as Leaf: a leaf sheep slug with a fascination for the Earth. The three end up working jobs as museum employees at the end of time itself which leads to many shenanigans and many, many consequences…

Check it out here!

...Also, you can get super early access to pages and extras through the Ko-Fi tier!

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permutation, transmutation, exhalation

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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

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who up having doomed research expedition time with their homegirl

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Reminder to take very good care of yourself! You are not a robot, and even if you were, you'd need a break sometimes 💚

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my alyx design because i love her