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That shit is gonna bottom out faster than me when I get a new dildo in the mail

Looks like a fucking train car in an anti communist sci fi novel released in the 50s and I mean that in the most derogatory way possible

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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God I hope so

Maybe he'll just drop dead

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Good morning all my European mutuals ❤️ you’re all looking so beautiful and good today, like today is the day that you want to marry me so that I can leave the United States where I don’t belong 🥺

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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teaching him the consequences of his actions (kissing him for being so cute)

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rip to Alma from brokeback Mountain but if I saw my husband making out with his cowboy friend I’d start touching myself

My date: can we get the check please

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doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???

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This is how I’m finally gonna do it

"get yourself a man who-" just get a man. capture him.

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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like to charge reblog to cast

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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Spotted Hyena from day one at South Luangwa

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Showing my cock things it's never seen before

1. The inside of a sprite can

2. h..hopital

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stop liking my posts and start sloppy tongue kissing me instead