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One more thing before I go bury myself in a pile of blankets:

To everyone who voted Democrat for the first time, every former trump supporter who voted for Harris, everyone who voted for the first time, every Republican who did not want this result and voted for Harris, thank you.

I got a text from my cousin who has voted third party for decades who voted for a Democrat for the first time yesterday.

My aunt who voted for trump in 2016 and who's husband is a proud MAGA sent me a Snapchat late last night saying she is one of the women who secretly voted for Harris.

A former friend from college who used to be deep in the Republican party posted on Facebook yesterday that he voted for Harris.

I know you aren't the only ones.

I see that you tried.

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a toddler who was being saved by the red hood called him "mama" once and now crime alley kids will refer to him as mama all. the. time.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Cleo isn't messing around....

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Starscream (Transformers)

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Reunions (or goodbyes) :,)

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Someone please write me a Mandalorian fic where Din assumes the duties of the manda'lor, but having absolutely no idea how to lead a nation, the best he can do is default to his standard operating procedure: be begrudgingly helpful to everyone he meets and apply all 12 of his B+ parenting skills at once. (Will Bo-Katan learn anything from a long timeout? Stay tuned!)

Din, with misplaced optimism, fully believes that his incompetent leadership will inspire someone to challenge him for the Darksaber quickly, freeing him up to go chase after Grogu to the ends of the galaxy…

Except that (to Din’s utter dismay), it turns out “grumpy dad who can and will fight god because there was nothing better to do on Tuesday” is the exact definition of the ideal manda'lor, and every Mandalorian who meets him ends up swearing fealty in about ten minutes flat.

Mandalore is thriving, the clans are flocking back to their home world, trade is booming, the New Republic is begging for an alliance, beskar is being repatriated left and right, hell, someone swears they just saw a living mythosaur…

And Din Djarin cannot stop space-googling “Ways to ghost an entire planet.”

(If he fakes his own death enough times, maybe they’ll stop sending Boba Fett after him??)

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Out of everything I’ve thought about this ship lately, probably my favorite DinLuke headcanon is that even being with THE Luke Skywalker changes absolutely nothing about Din’s utter refusal to be a main character in a Star Wars series.

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General Organa: Luke, we’ve received intelligence that there’s an imperial spy among the senators on Coruscant. We need your assistance with flushing him out.

Luke: Din, are you coming with m–

Din: I have recently discovered that minding my own business is the way.

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Desperate Citizen of Mandalore #46: I’ve come to petition the manda'lor for his righteous guidance!

Luke: Oh man, you just missed him. Can I take a message?

Din, hiding around the nearest corner: 👍

Luke: Are we really going to do this every time?

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Boba Fett: I’ve heard rumors that a Sith lord has recently been spotted among imperial remnants on Tattooine.

Din: Hmm, yeah, you should probably get that checked out.

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Foreign Dignitary: Jedi Master, Manda'lor. We are incredibly honored by your presence and would like to humbly request that you serve as representatives at our next formal func– Did… Did he just jump through a window?

Luke: The New Republic will cover that. I think.

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Luke: I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Din: Not at sunrise on a Saturday, you don’t.

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Bo-Katan: Where exactly is the Darksaber, Din Djarin?

Din: Chewbacca beat me in an arm wrestling match, but frankly I think we can all agree he’ll make a much better king anyway.

Bo-Katan: God, I wish you were wrong.

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Luke: Aren’t you supposed to be like… ruling a planet right now?

Din: Hmmm, seems my helmet comm is going out. I can’t hear suddenly??

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a cruise ship broke down with passengers on it and people haven't been able to go home for months.

the ship's called The Odyssey. i mean. what did they expect.

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I love how Epic is basically becoming the Rivera-Herrans family project at this point in the series XD. It's sweet

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To all Americans out there:

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