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What if there were a swarm of illumise but only one volbeat for them?

The poor thing! Usually, it's Volbeat that are more common the Illumise, and they compete with each other for the notoriously picky females' attention. With a lack of males, the Illumise will then resort to viciously mating whatever Volbeat they can find before their estrus ends. He won't even have the chance to flash a light; when one is done with him, ten more are in her place!

And Illumise are picky because they are skilled; often one won't even wait for the others to finish before grinding, caressing, kissing and licking the male til kingdom come. If he has trouble getting aroused, the females won't hesitate to take his organ into their mouths and suck and swirl their tongues until he has no choice but to be ready.

Remarkably, though, Volbeat in this rare situation don't really come out of it with any visible trauma or altered behavior. So maybe my sympathies are not that needed?

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what is your (sexual) opinion on our dear centi-horse, the humble scolipede?

-@femb0y-blazislut

Chase me knowing I can't escape, pin me on the fucking ground like the pathetic prey I am nd sink your claws into me til I stop moving. Then penetrate me with your 'horns' inside and out.

... Ah, forgive me, it's a wonderful creature! Vicious and swift, few can escape it once its predator instinct is triggered.

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I've heard Typhlosion—both variants—can be fantastic lovers

Really? Curious about what the word on the street is about the Johtonian variant. Since people are pretty hush hush about that sort of thing from where we’re from.

P.S. I picked up the scents you reccomend and they were a hit! He���s been extra affectionate all afternoon. Lots of murring and licking from the big guy.

There exists a legend written in the folklore archives of Sinnoh 💜 Typhlosion and human lovers have been recorded for centuries, now. I imagine it's kept secret because that legend suggests that many Johtonians may possess Typhlosion DNA~

And I am delighted to hear your partner loves the perfume! I'm always happy to serve.

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I was meaning to message you sooner but i've been so busy 😵‍💫 my partner Atlas is a psychic type Smeargle (we don't quite know how!) and he's always interested in learning new moves to have fun with. We came across your blog and we were excited about meeting someone experienced with culinary arts! As artists, we're always looking to broaden our horizons and try out new things. Do you have any safety tips if we start trying to hone the craft? Or would you not recommend experimenting? Thank you! :3

Do forgive me, dear, I've been quite busy as well! And yes, I've seen you and your lovely Smeargle's blog; I'm utterly fascinated to hear both of Atlas' typing and your wonderful relationship, so it's an honor to meet you both!

As for culinary arts, experience has taught me that experimenting with new techniques and ingredients can become dangerous very fast! That being said, I encourage it; there's nothing quite like perfecting your own recipe (for whatever purpose..~), but do take proper precautions! Fire type moves are incredible when used well at cooking, but the danger there is obvious. Since Atlas is not Fire type, make sure not to cook anywhere that can catch fire easily and always have fireproof aprons and gloves for both of you and Rawst and Pecha cream on hand!

As for ingredients produced by Grass type, Normal type or Fairy type moves, keep in mind that their compositions can vary wildly depending on the Pokémon using them! milk from Milk Drink is different from Miltank versus emulated by a Smeargle, for example, same as herbs from Leaf Storm and the like. Be mindful of potential allergies or chemical interactions between ingredients and moves as well! Vivillon Powder is notorious for exploding upon contact with fire, for example, and Pamtre and Cheri combined can cause gastrointestinal problems.

Do your research beforehand, and stay safe! Enjoy and do let me know where your creativity takes you!

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there was an artist once that made a gif set of salazzle phermone infinite cum draining several pokemon and that alone made salazzle a top 3 poison type to me. have u seen that gifset? its wooooof rly good

not really much of an interactive question i just needed to get that out there and that i think of it any time your posts come across my timeline

Oh my goodness, what an honor to be associated with that, thank you.

But I have not seen it, and I need to right now.

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I've always wanted to be a psychic type trainer, but my family don't like them, but I finally managed to run away from my awful family move out on my own and I caught a Galarian Ponyta!

I know you specialise in perfumes and stuff, but do you know any natural recepies for lube? Turns out an equine pokemon cock is a little difficult to take >w<

(Also I don't know if you do like signed anons but if you do I'm 🔮 and I'll be here a lot :) )

My heart goes out to you and my beloved; take solace in knowing your family will never know love as great as you do!

As for your request? Oh, don't you worry. I'm well versed in all arts of love~

1/3 cup Pamtre oil

1/4 cup glycerin

1 tablespoon Combeeswax (pink nectar is the most gentle!)

1 tablespoon Occa butter

3 drops of bitter herb, revival seed and/or Rindo essential oil

Mix pamtre oil, glycerin, Combeeswax and Occa butter in a double boiler until they're well melted, then add the oils. Remove from the heat and let cool, then whip until light and creamy! It becomes slippery upon application; apply liberally before any rough play!

Pamtre oil, pamtre oil, pamtre oil!! Very gentle on the sensitive areas and really good for lubrication; I've been able to handle a Toxicroak and a Midnight Lycanroc at once with it as a base. Combeeswax and Occa butter do wonders for a warm and gentle lube, with just the slightest structure from the glycerin. The additional oils are beneficial for your pH level (and smell divine!)

Have fun, but remember even with lube to take it slow especially if it's your first time with a larger cock! Don't worry; it gets much easier and faaar more pleasurable over time! 💜

Please feel free to reach out again 🔮 anon, I'd love to hear from you about you and your new partner!

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What do you think about toxicroak?

They're wild, they're agile and flexible, they can fuck incredibly hard and fast, and they're not called the "Toxic Mouth Pokémon" for nothing~ Thanks to Poison resistance from loving my partners, the deadly toxin merely left both sets of my lips delightfully hot and tingly..

Oh yes, and they love threatening mates with crimson claws teasing the skin of your neck and inner thighs, with the promise that they can kill you if they wanted, yet take you instead..

..Ah, you meant in general, right? They're wonderful creatures and formidable battlers, but not for the faint of heart!

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Hi, Mr. Mime guy here

So, "the love potion" turned out to be amazing. The thing is, I was the one who drank it because my boys read my mind and wanted to have fun.

And we have a lot of fun. If you know what I mean. Im pretty sure they both had a taste of it when we were kissing. And now I'm feeling myself filled from both sides.

10000/10, would recommend.

Oh, my~! I knew Mr. Mime were said to be cheeky, but your boys have certainly taken it to the next level! I'm very happy to hear you three greatly enjoyed my concoction 💜

(Here's the recipe for those with Psychic-types looking to "enhance" the experience)

Best of wishes for you and your lovers, dear~

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The Celebi orgy paradox.

Maybe they give thier blessings to others who try to emulate them.

... Perhaps I should ask our 200 Salazzle 'friends' to join us on the trip

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And hey the Celebi might allow themselves to be caught.

There would be ten for every one you could catch! It's a win-win~

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There are legends of a massive forest that is in actually a sea of Celebi in a perpetual orgy.

You know, I have been thinking of visiting Johto again one of these days..

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I think you might be underselling the scale of the Celebis.

There are indeed fractions of seconds too.

Perhaps they would then be more likely to appear suspended, like a Ninjask's wings in a camera.. yet the motions are felt in full force. Just the image of enough Celebi going at each other in multitudes that turn the space and the sky green is making me excited yet dizzy..

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I wonder what would happen if someone witnessed the Celebi super orgy?

An interesting question! Would they appear frozen in time? Aggressively fuck at hyper-fast speed? Fondle and suck on each other at a pace excruciatingly slow? Would the witness even be able to comprehend the sheer mental image of thousands of Celebi fucking each other passionately through time and space?

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Grass-type cum tastes like nectar and berries!

Water-type cum tastes salty, and swallowing or being filled with enough of it can make you float in water. Very relaxing!

Psychic-type cum.. is crisp, warm in the mouth, faintly sweet and slightly fizzing—sparkling almost, like swallowing starlight.

And Poison-type cum can range from bitter to salty to sweet.. Whichever it is, it always does something to you, be it hallucinogenic, psychedelic, stimulatory, or aphrodisiac~ or maybe even all at once!

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how cum tastes?

Fire-type cum tastes cinnamoney~

Fairy-type cum tastes sweet~

And you have not lived until you properly appreciated the complex taste of bug-type cum~

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You know Celebi has to be the selfcest orgy queen. With how many tiny increments of time she can travel in even a single second. Imagine the scale of the orgies she can muster by herself.

I recall reading that Celebi's time traveling can be down to such a minute point in time that it can essentially create leave multiple versions of itself, with no limits.

Hundreds—no, thousands of them at a time? Everything that can be touched, tasted, penetrated, fucked in every opening imaginable!? In exactly the way they like it!?!

I admire your mind, Anon!!

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Ah! a pokephile! it's so rare to see someone on here enjoy this... Delicious taboo~

(please excuse my weariness around your rock-type Nihilego, I have a condition that makes me very weak to super-effective moves, a single power gem could send me to the hospital)

- @femb0y-blazislut

Oh my! We have quite the number of Fire type visitors, don't we? It's a pleasure to meet you, Smolder (or, as your spicy self and your master would prefer, Blazislut)!

Ah, look there, Evelyn seems just as delighted to meet you, doesn't she?~ Don't mind her; she won't do anything. Unless you ask, of course.

And don't worry, Aiko can keep their distance or return to their ball at my request! Make yourself comfortable; we would never want to endanger our guests.

Aha, there's nothing I love more than meeting others indulging in my favorite "sin"..!

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Could you reccomend a perfume for a trainer who may or may not be (she is) in a relationship with her Typhlosion?

I've heard Typhlosion—both variants—can be fantastic lovers, and if you're asking for a scent to woo your beloved one, I bet that definitely has merit! It brings me joy to hear of your relationship, and I'm happy to serve~

Apart from the obvious spice, mineral and smoke, Fire types also generally respond well to earthy, woody and green scents, but avoid Rawst notes and anything aquatic, ozonic, or citrusy! And Typhlosion in particular love the smell of honey, so you'll want something that doesn't overdo it (unless you want to quite literally smell like a snack), but has just enough of a scent trail your partner can't get enough of.

I actually have made a perfume themed on Fire types with that in mind! "Daimonji", and it has notes of smoke and ash, saffron and spice, held by a base of mahogany wood, Occa and Figy. It's certainly Evelyn-approved ♡ and I'm happy to give a free bottle to those like ourselves!

As for other recommendations, I would most recommend Ecruteak-Gyunyu's "Beedril and the Moon". Hefty price tag but it smells like it was just made for Typhlosion! Gorgeous musk and honey notes, ashy smoke like the incense of Ecruteak city itself, a hint of dried soil from the wood and green accords, and the slightest dash of spice and mineral oil.

For a more budget-friendly choice, I'd recommend Victini's Secret's "Wild Figy and Enigma Honey". Very woody and deep, and the honey is just subtle enough to coax a Typhlosion's desire! Don't overspray, even if you can't smell much; your lover definitely can, and giving the spray a chance to mix with your natural scent will make you smell simultaneously like home and like desire.

Of course, a recommendation list of mine is incomplete without a home recipe! For a perfume balm you can make at home, I suggest a Pamtre carrier oil with 0.1% Roseli Oxide (most Labs have it, just ask!), two drops of agarwood oil from a 5mL dropper, five of Figy oil, two of saffron oil and three of muscone on a base of Combeeswax.

I wish the loveliest of days for you and your Typhlosion; I'd love to hear what they think!