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it's always sunny is one of my fav shows and i still watch the newest episodes, but i maintain: iasip lost its magic the minute it left 2005. that show lived in 2005 for eleven years and then somewhere in seasons 12-13 they decided it needed to be happening in present day. but these characters simply cannot exist alongside like. smart phones and tik tok. no. these guys need to still be using flip phones and ipod shuffles. iasip guys need to be using napster on a computer the size of a truck engine. there is no world in which the characters of iasip can live in the same timespace as olivia rodrigo. this show is the epitome of 00's aesthetic, and trying to splice them into the world of like... instagram and trump... it just ain't right. it just ain't right

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damn google that’s rough

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Shows his huge lung capacity.

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When Mary Shelley said, "There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand," and, "If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear," and, "Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful."

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Typically soviet 3-liter glass can filled with Coca-Cola

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kid 1: my mom works here

kid 2: my mom works at the store

kid 3: my mom works at the work

kid 4: my dad works at the work!

kid 3, astounded: WHAT??

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my nintendogs labrador after i give him the most expensive food and milk, bathe and brush him so he can do his best at the agility trial championship

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what if instead of spongebob his name was swagbob

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hey remember in elementary school when we needed parent signed permission slips a day in advance to watch Air Bud for a class pizza party but not when we had to watch people on fire jump out of the twin towers and hear their screaming and last words on max volume every september until we graduated

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bapy....

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hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

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Why is there a Canadian rapper donating like millions to jerma