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I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

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whats gender neutral word for catboys/catgirls? as far as i know ive yet to find one that actually sounds nice. catperson sounds rlly lame and could be confusing to some people (ie: the might think you’re just talking about ppl that like cats). cathuman sounds terrifying and I Dont Like It at all. so..... what should we use. idk why im asking u specifically but i feel like you’d know.

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Words to describe facial expressions

Absent: preoccupied 

Agonized: as if in pain or tormented

Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire

Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest

Beatific: blissful

Black: angry or sad, or hostile

Bleak: hopeless

Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern

Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent

Brooding: anxious and gloomy

Bug eyed: frightened or surprised

Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed

Cheeky: cocky, insolent

Cheerless: sad

Choleric: hot-tempered, irate

Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings

Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor

Despondent: depressed or discouraged

Doleful: sad or afflicted

Dour: stern or obstinate

Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing

Ecstatic: delighted or entranced

Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible

Fixed: concentrated or immobile

Gazing: staring intently

Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive

Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion

Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic

Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness

Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty

Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism

Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant

Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit

Jeering: insulting or mocking

Languid: lazy or weak

Leering: sexually suggestive

Mild: easygoing

Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful

Pained: affected with discomfort or pain

Peering: with curiosity or suspicion

Peeved: annoyed

Pleading: seeking apology or assistance

Quizzical: questioning or confused

Radiant: bright, happy

Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident

Sardonic: mocking

Sour: unpleasant

Sullen: resentful

Vacant: blank or stupid looking

Wan: pale, sickly

Wary: cautious or cunning

Wide eyed: frightened or surprised

Withering: devastating

Wrathful: indignant or vengeful

Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling

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Rogue: Don’t worry about the check, guys. I got this one.

Bard: What? Woah.

Rogue: I have a little bit of disposable income these days.

Ranger: Rogue, you can not have disposable income when you owe us 11,000 gold and three cats.

Rogue: You’ll get those cats when you get those cats, Ranger.

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Turns out, when a species reaches the stars, their ships resemble the characteristics of that species’ origins. Most other species have ultra fast, hard hitting spaceships, and a few are slow behemoths. But everyone is scared of the relentless, unstoppable humans.

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The Exile by Barret FrymirePRO

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Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

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every emotion I have ever experienced exists on a spectrum that can be best and most concisely summarized by Ancient Egyptian Golden Death Masks

don’t know what this emotion is called, but I’ve felt it every forsaken minute of every accursed day ever since the miserable curse of Sentience was thrust onto my unwilling aching shoulders

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I need

Molten Rainbow

(X)

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Hell is not a “prison” that God sends those who aren’t loyal or faithful. It is more akin to the “quarantine” box that He sends corrupted files. Anomalies that quantum physics naturally develop are rerouted here. Occasionally, this will include people.

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look i would LOVE to fall asleep but sadly my brain is still waiting for Tonight’s Fantasy Scenario so i can spend 60-90 minutes daydreaming quietly in the dark while waiting for the gaping abyss of sleep to swallow me whole, i have a ROUTINE

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“I’m sorry,” the hero apologized to the fallen villain. “What for?” they grunted, their eyes full of hate. The hero, with a solemn face, admitted, “You were supposed to be the hero of the story, and I, the villain.”

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*sniff* yes smell good

*proceeds to use the same type for 10 years*

The most enduring loyalty is men and their deodorant, which they usually chose for no particular reason at all.

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hope I win, thanks for being awesome :)

16,000 Follower Giveaway!!

So, I just looked at my activity, and….

Thank you all so much for following me for so long! I started this blog as a goof, just a way to collect D&D content and store my own for my friends, but it quickly became something else!

To celebrate, I’m gonna do a giveaway! (US only, sorry!)

Rules: Likes and reblogs count. You can do multiple reblogs, but only one per day! You do have to be following me to win! I will pick winners on my birthday! (Sept. 29th)

PRIZES!

(2 winners) Third Place: 1 polymer Die Hard dice set!

(2 winners) Second Place: One Die Hard dice tray with 1 polymer dice set!

(1 winner) First Place: (Any) One D&D book of your choice!

Thanks so much for following me everyone!

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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Check osha official v2, they’re back

hey if they deactivated @osha-official for impersonating osha or whatever can OP please come back as an osha fanblog or st. please the combination of osha memes and actual safety info was top notch. just do the same exact thing except make the url like official-osha-funclub-president-69-420 or st so tumblr doesnt snipe u again.

alternatively any other osha nerds wanna start osha fanclub blogs bc i think thats a good tumblr niche we need filled