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I don't even like blasting my ray gun anymore. I don't like flying my UFO around anymore

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

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New Friend Pt. 1

i made this video! i feel i have to clarify that since it's been reposted a lot without credit

( you can watch the sequel here )

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Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

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everyone climbs the tower dipshit it came free with your fucking samsara

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Today's Seal Is: The Howler

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how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different

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I’ve never seen an animal look more like a live-action autism creature

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Dude I'm so fucking sorry but that was my poisoned meatball that I was saving for later and it fell out of my pocket while I was jogging and I didnt notice and like I'm sorry that your dog ate it but I also lost something of mine not only that but I also lost my canes naked bird tender wit a razor blade in it

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y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

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Dreamy… Yes, We were having a dream, hm?

Huh? Oh it’s just The Prince.. What’s that?

Blogging?

No no We don’t care for blogging, it’s beneath Us… No need to blog-

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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