salamander-shaming
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Hi I'm Armani
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salamander-shaming · 15 days ago
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when you think to yourself "i should make this relationship more fucked up and difficult to define" that's the aromantic demon talking. and you should listen to it.
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salamander-shaming · 26 days ago
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salamander-shaming · 27 days ago
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false alarm don’t date men that look like the standing man emoji 🧍🏻‍♂️
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We look too good together so a launch is a launch 🤷🏻‍♀️
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salamander-shaming · 1 month ago
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salamander-shaming · 2 months ago
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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
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salamander-shaming · 2 months ago
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800ROOM.GIF, retrieved via S&S Enterprises’ InterNet Connection CD (Dec. 1992 via cd.textfiles.com. Artist info appreciated; initials bottom left BP.
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salamander-shaming · 2 months ago
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salamander-shaming · 2 months ago
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dating apps are embarrassing crushes in real life are embarrassing the only option left is to elope with a tumblr mutual
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salamander-shaming · 2 months ago
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i got distracted while packing up my room (pardon the mess)
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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I never posted this from Nashville??
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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🎶 Girl Dinner🎶
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salamander-shaming · 4 months ago
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this is comedic genius but 90% of my followers are horny toads and this isn’t a picture of my titties
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this tracking shit is easy
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salamander-shaming · 4 months ago
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this tracking shit is easy
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salamander-shaming · 4 months ago
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salamander-shaming · 4 months ago
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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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salamander-shaming · 4 months ago
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I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.
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salamander-shaming · 4 months ago
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Online bio at age 14: "I'm Casey/Redegg441 but you can call me Red! 14/cis girl/demisexual heteroromantic, white ( 25% Irish 15% italian), Oklahoma fangirl. She/her. I have anxiety, depression and asthma. I love Supernatural, Doctor Who, Homestuck, The Eragon Trilogy, Percy Jackson, anime, FMA, Death Note, Steven Universe Harry Potter, TMNT, MLP. I like making digital art but I'm not very good. DNI racists, pedophiles, transphobes, mean people, dog haters, etc. feel free to send me an ask and I'll tell you anything! Check out my besties: bpdpearlsteven, freshpony, zeeeenberyl, TheTardisWarrior
Online bio at age 30: bug with a big ass
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