salamander-shaming
W/ Mint Sauce
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Hi I'm Armani
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salamander-shaming · 13 days ago
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salamander-shaming · 21 days ago
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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
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salamander-shaming · 21 days ago
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800ROOM.GIF, retrieved via S&S Enterprises’ InterNet Connection CD (Dec. 1992 via cd.textfiles.com. Artist info appreciated; initials bottom left BP.
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salamander-shaming · 24 days ago
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salamander-shaming · 24 days ago
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dating apps are embarrassing crushes in real life are embarrassing the only option left is to elope with a tumblr mutual
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salamander-shaming · 27 days ago
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i got distracted while packing up my room (pardon the mess)
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salamander-shaming · 2 months ago
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I never posted this from Nashville??
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salamander-shaming · 2 months ago
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🎶 Girl Dinner🎶
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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this is comedic genius but 90% of my followers are horny toads and this isn’t a picture of my titties
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this tracking shit is easy
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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this tracking shit is easy
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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Online bio at age 14: "I'm Casey/Redegg441 but you can call me Red! 14/cis girl/demisexual heteroromantic, white ( 25% Irish 15% italian), Oklahoma fangirl. She/her. I have anxiety, depression and asthma. I love Supernatural, Doctor Who, Homestuck, The Eragon Trilogy, Percy Jackson, anime, FMA, Death Note, Steven Universe Harry Potter, TMNT, MLP. I like making digital art but I'm not very good. DNI racists, pedophiles, transphobes, mean people, dog haters, etc. feel free to send me an ask and I'll tell you anything! Check out my besties: bpdpearlsteven, freshpony, zeeeenberyl, TheTardisWarrior
Online bio at age 30: bug with a big ass
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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Lei Xue: 'Drinking Tea' (2009)
Smashed Cans Sculpted and Hand Painted in the Traditional Style of Ming Dynasty Porcelain.
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salamander-shaming · 3 months ago
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I feel like I don’t say this enough, but
FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!
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salamander-shaming · 4 months ago
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Save a horse, yada yada yada
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