sal-can-you-not
sal-can-you-not
our piano snake is dead
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Call me Sal or Doze This blog has basically just become a reblog repository. I don't know what I'm about. Please do not be afraid to talk to me/send asks I'm very chill love you mwah.
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sal-can-you-not · 3 days ago
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let's struggle to dine with mama
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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i really do believe that the answer to a lot of people's self hatred is not to try and reassure them that they are wonderful and okay and enough, but instead to remind them theyre a completely unremarkable regular ass person who is not the center of the universe or especially important so why would they expect themselves to be some superhuman savior. like there really is a kernel of out of control self importance at the heart of thinking youre an evil lazy piece of shit. because why would you expect you be anything but just like some guy. if you wouldnt expect the guy who works at the vape shop or your mailman or whatever to be able to do something then why would you expect yourself to? youre just some random ass person. its fine
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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tiktok from rushadicus
gang what do we think, is this folkpunk?
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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please actually watch this all the way through
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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Thomas Deininger
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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Cooking With Grabbers
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sal-can-you-not · 8 days ago
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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