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I think that Season 10 and especially the Doc v. Cleo trial really epitomizes what I mean when I say that Hermitcraft operates on Wonderland/Feywild logic, where everything is orderly but so nonsensical. There are no laws but you can sue people for whatever you want. The courtroom is explicitly a TV court and the judge makes desicions by flipping a coin, and punishments are decided by whatever is funniest. You MUST address the judge as "Your Highness" instead of "Your Honor." If you want a permit to sell something you have to complete a bunch of nonsense impossible tasks like you're making a deal with a fairy. The only law enforcement does not have the power to enforce any laws and mostly just stands around in slutty outfits. The governmental system is a bunch of people "yes and"ing each other and everyone will complain about the bureaucracy but also begrudgingly follow all of the rules, sometimes with malicious compliance. Your lawyer is a muppet.

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nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken

lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on

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So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.

Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.

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Also I'm obsessed with how Jesper and Wylan were like in the middle of a very tense part of the big heist about to Raise Hell setting off the alarm on purpose and trying so hard to break the chain not sure they can do it & Wylan chose this time to be like. Do you like men

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Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

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The thing abt Crowley that I think is missing from a lot of fan content is people like. how do I word this. people like him so much that they're not willing to make him do things they find unlikable. Crowley's demonhood is usually represented in fan stuff by him like, doing bad things to bad people, people who "had it coming" one way or another, which I think works in serious contexts but is just no fun if you're trying to match the tone of the source! Crowley comes up with and does things that are objectively annoying and unpleasant and that's Fine. It's hilarious. We all need to make peace with the fact that Crowley would play Instagram reels loud as hell on the train, she'd be in front of you on line at the drug store paying with exact change, she'd show up to your baby shower with one of those toys that make a bunch of noise, she invented the leafblower. Etc. These jokes write themselves they're so easy and they're always funny and I want to see more of that sort of energy

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i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

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I'm sure this has been posted already, but I love doc so much

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Hermitcraft Season 10: GeminiTay’s Yaoi Nightmare

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are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

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Made a chart for sorting fantheories

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[Skulduggery has lost his favourite hat]

Fletcher: It’s only a hat.

Skulduggery: [aghast] Only a hat?

Ghastly: Skulduggery’s a little attached to that hat. He thinks it’s lucky.

Skulduggery: It is lucky. I've never died while wearing that hat.

Fletcher: [frowning] I… I’m not sure I know how to respond.

Ghastly: That’s a common reaction to Skulduggery.

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literally them

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I love how so far the shopping district consists of many charming little stores, The Government, and one (1) ridiculously massive looming hourglass