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I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.

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Gideon Nav: a woman who, surrounded by the most repressed elderly nuns ever, independently invented being a masc lesbian

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Tlt characters as onion headlines:

"Lesbian who got into swords is shocked when the swords got into her too"

"Woman eats man, breaks up with sister on the same day, gets bodied by a geriatric patient"

"200 dead babies in a body of a scrawny goth are forced to save the world with the power of brain damage, culinary crimes and imaginary friend."

"A soldier is confused other people don't have an insatiable urge to follow clearly stupid and unfollowable orders."

"Woman in stem for ten thousand years loses patience after boss keeps pretending he is expert on subject he did not even know about two minutes ago"

"Local savant comes back from the dead, complains about lack of romance novels in afterlife"

"Closest friend of local savant gets Joanne D'arc treatment after losing lesbian sword duel"

"Woman posessed by ancient entity is sad to inform said entity it inherited all of her health issues"

"Blue haired person with pronons refuses to put down unregistered firearm, claiming the 'zombies' started it and she will end it, whether it's legal or not"

"Twin argues they can't break up because they are sisters, gets left at weekend getaway"

"Local 18 year old is having a good time at a cost of literally forgetting about her traumatic religious upbringing."

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New music festival lineup drop, so you know what that means! It's time to play:

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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

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She read the "harrowhark I gave you my whole life and you didn't even want it"

My wife finished gtn and was insisting on taking a break and reading other books before reading htn but now she's reading it 😈

I think I'm gonna keep a thread of things she says to me while reading so there will be spoilers after this

After reading gtn she made various statements thay amounted to "what is the point if Gideon is dead" and said "wasn't going to drink tonight but I'm missing Gideon Nav like a mf"

One chapter into htn and she said "is the whole thing going to be written like this? Because I hate this"

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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

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An underrated detail from Gideon the Ninth is that Cytherea's bone monster does not in fact have a skull in the middle of it. Basically all the art I've seen of it portrays it as having a skull at the center, but the monster is actually described as having a FACE at the center, like a death mask, which is made out of bone. Stop erasing Cytherea's aesthetic heritage. Shes not a goth shes a Romantic. Her beast has a gentle woman's face with closed eyes at its center. Thats fucked up. I would like to see it.

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Arms and Armour (1911) Auguste Demmin

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i love poison omelette

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Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]

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You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

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CYNTHIA ERIVO & ARIANA GRANDE

performing at the 97th Annual Academy Awards

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Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.

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Why is this the truest thing I’ve ever seen and just on some random TikTok comment?

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Everytime I think of HtN, I think of harrows tiny ass with a SIX FOOT sword on her back. How the FUCK does she sit or lay down or WALK! Also, Gideon had to have a 6ft trunk to store that thang and that’s ridiculous to think of. Totally don’t have a sword in here.

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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo