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we're home free now anyhow, just dont conk out on me on the way home. i promise ill drive nice n slow, not like that poor egg in your head needs any more cracks

#im off tomorrow anyhow so i can make you something for breakfast if your stomach is feelin any better in the morning.

it's really sweet that you worry about me so much, nicholas. thank you.

i'll do my level best to stay awake, though, if that means your coworker will stop braying all the time. every time she talks i can sorta feel my teeth rattle!

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you arent sleepin in the damn break room, youll get blood and glass all over the couch. you can sleep at home once i get your hair washed.

they couldn't have been no older than twenty. and besides, they got tired quickly.

c'mon, be nice to me! don't make me stay awake. my eye stopped freaking out.

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quit snorin on the dashboard i can see you typing and bouncing your leg. you asked for this when you didnt defend yourself

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gave him some crackers and gingerale to settle his stomach. we'll see if his head still hurts when we get home

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@unbrcakablc-hcart replied to your post “trust me, ive got the fussing covered.”:

Would you ask a man not to breathe.

​if he was underwater, i sure would.

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trust me, ive got the fussing covered.

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it might have something to do with why you have a god damn concussion.

@saintnicotine replied to your post “i've got a headache. i don't THINK it's a...”:

now why would you have a concussion.

​why would you be so loud when my head hurts so bad?

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what a night. jesus wept

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he fucking what

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spare me the theatrics, dinner's almost ready.

oh william! is this how juliet felt staring down the cold blade of death?

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so youd quit your comedy routine and sleep, for christs sake.

#never in my life put up with such nonsense as i do from you. love must have me touched in the head.

it's not as if i put you there MYSELF now did i? you did that all by yourself!

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in the doghouse??

id call this a luxury cruise.

#you really think im gonna sleep on the damn couch when we have another bedroom

that's the principle of being in the doghouse isn't it?

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i learned something today too

i live with a dumbass who forgot we have a guest room. and i got all the damn blankets to myself.

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at least ill get some quality sleep.

weddings off. bye

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weddings off. bye

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WHY CANT YOU STOP SNORING LIKE A DEFLATING BALLOON

WHY CAN'T YOU GO TO BED

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i cant stand him actually