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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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Pokémon Center celebrating the Year of Eevee by un-discontinuing the 2017 Eeveelution Pokédolls, but forgetting Flareon is so fucking funny

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she's 31

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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i hauve a cold

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I hit a breaking point at work I’m so tired

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there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

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I adore y’shtola now because every single plan she comes up with is nigh-guaranteed to be the most unhinged idea ever thought up by cat or man. Being pursued by cops? COLLAPSE THE TUNNEL AND TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. Need to distract the Children of Everlasting Dark? THROW BEEHIVES INTO THEIR HOUSES. Need to perform a diving save into a bottomless pit? TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. AGAIN. Need to get on Mt. Gulg but air travel isn’t feasible? GIANT ROBOT. Need a portal to hell? MAKE A DEMON. That doesn’t work? SHOOT A LASER. AT THE MOON. Banger after banger.

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

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Pinap Berry

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different modes of a bun

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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Are you 30 or older?

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I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.