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playing a rhythm game is like don't think don't think let your fingers do their thing dont think dONT THINK EMPTY YOUR BRAIN RIGH- AAAAAAAAA THE COMBO!!!!!!

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Most Popular Sports in the US by State

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I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

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"Is it safe to go to [urban neighborhood] at night?" Well, that depends. If you are driving there, then your odds of getting hurt are much higher than you expect. If you take public transportation and then walk around, then your odds of getting hurt are much lower than you expect.

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What do you consider the pillars of your diet? Like not what you consider the most delicious, or even necessarily your “favorite” food, but the food that if you look within your heart and are honest with yourself actually eat more often than anything else? I think mine is toast, broccoli, and eggs

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The J-11 fighter jet enacts what is known as an “unsafe intercept” on my historically-accurate open-cockpit triplane and is therefore unable to avoid the bag of marbles I whip into its jet engine intake. “Unsafe for who?” I chuckle to myself before being immolated by a surface-to-air missile that costs the military much more than the pricetag on my machine made of canvas and sticks, but significantly less than the engine damage caused by my marbles. This is what the boy scouts phrase as “playing for keeps.”

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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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I feel like everyone has one specific mythical creature that makes up at least 5% of their identity

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The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.