sailormars-bars
that’s showbiz babey
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here’s some hints I find funny and
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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Supernatural: a summary
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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he he
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:
▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)
▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)
▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)
▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)
▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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He’s so fucking valid I love him
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Damn
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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eww fucking EWWWW its march already. i hate the linear progression of time </3
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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me: *overthinks everything and cries*
*5 minutes later*
also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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L Cancel
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i have no idea whats going on w the star wars stuff rn but this is like the funniest thing ive ever seen
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sailormars-bars · 5 years ago
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Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.
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