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Harris Rosenblum Relic of the Corrupted Blood 2022

Soy based resin, cosmetic prosthetic, latex, french green cosmetic clay, aerosol hairspray, water gilding media (individual serving dehydrated bone broth, french green cosmetic clay, cosmetic kaolin, rabbit skin glue granules, terracotta clay), SD cards (contains archive of World ofWarcraft patch 1.7.0 (corrupted blood plague), 1.7.1 (plague fix) and interstitial script), USG drywall filler, automotive filler primer, wax.

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x04 || 2x09

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i’m sick of these YA novels where the protagonist is ~the chosen one~

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There's a village in Fife that holds a primary school competition to design Christmas lights..

and the kid that wins gets to switch on the village lights!

That would be my entire dream as a child!

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The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

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Romanticizing "bad stuff" Does turn ur brain into goo about said bad stuff btw. You become desensitized to it, turned on by it, or both. Women are not immune to this, in fact we're more suseptible to being manipulated into fetishizing our abuse. Misogyny ain't cute.

you think women are more susceptible to being manipulated because of their goo brains but I'm the misogynist here? just to be super clear?

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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

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Scream 2 (1997) dir. Wes Craven

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seeing a lot of people suggest that healthcare CEOs should go into hiding or employ more private security and i could not possibly disagree more. you can't live the rest of your life in fear. i think it's imperative that they get back to work, in person at least 3 days a week at the headquarters address listed on their company's website.

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Not saying New York is basically Gotham now, but you have guys out there acting like The Riddler and leaving obvious clues for the cops as they go after corrupt elites.

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stop calling the arrested guy the shooter. stop laundering the cops' narrative. the man who was arrested is a suspect until proven otherwise.

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures

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One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

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