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Summer Berry Mix 🍓🫐 ♡⊹˚₊

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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im honestly shocked it took this long for nmkart to get review bombed lmao

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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

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The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

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at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

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horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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superseding every other issue I have with the game, I do think it was fucked up for them to do that with shadowheart. an act of cruelty targeting me specifically

rude goth half elf with bangs who you're also allowed to get with as a female character and then they take the bangs away once you're already invested. it's like if you froze vodka into pucks and fed it to a horse who was trusting you to feed it apples