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saiiidmaybe · 26 days
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Robots in need of repair
Anonymous request! Sorry it took so long.
"I think I'm malfunctioning."
"My circuits feel weird."
"Error."
"S-some-something is wr-wr-wrong-"
"Careful, I'm sparking -"
"Can you f-fix me?"
"It's a simple er-er-error -"
"I need a mechanic."
"Don't worry about the smoke."
"I don't want to be upgraded! Just repair me!"
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saiiidmaybe · 1 month
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Give my muse an item, see how they react.
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saiiidmaybe · 1 month
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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.
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saiiidmaybe · 1 month
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A FEW VARIOUS SENTENCE STARTERS
❝ i wouldn't find the need to tell you 'i told you so' if you weren't so allergic to admitting i'm right. ❞
❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞
❝ would you come with me please? i adore your company. ❞
❝ that's not the worst thing i've ever heard but it's certainly up there. ❞
❝ i would love to help you but i'm afraid i'm suffering from a terrible case of 'it's not my problem.' ❞
❝ could you just think about anyone other than yourself for once? ❞
❝ i'm not going to stand here and argue with you about how much you need to get some rest. if i find you passed out on the floor i'm leaving you there. ❞
❝ would you be a dear and shut the hell up. ❞
❝ i know i need help but i'm not quite ready to ask for it. ❞
❝ do you know where we're going or are we just trying to get lost now? ❞
❝ i have confided this in you, please do not betray that trust. ❞
❝ do you like it here? with me? ❞
❝ are you still happy? with me, i mean. with us. ❞
❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞
❝ do you actually like spending time with me? because i feel like all you do is argue. ❞
❝ one of us will eventually have to have the strength to be honest with ourselves about each other. ❞
❝ i want to tell you something i just need a moment to figure out the right words. ❞
❝ if you were the religious type i would challenge god to win your devotion. ❞
❝ don't tell me to quit being melodramatic it's the only time i have any fun. ❞
❝ were you ever going to tell me or were you just going to make me guess what you're thinking and feeling. ❞
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saiiidmaybe · 1 month
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Cowboy / Western Starters!
pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit! (a mixture of old west and modern cowboy aesthetics), some may be pulled from various media.
VERBAL
Aw, I broke the goddamn wheel!
This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Cowboy is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.
Can you show me how to lasso?
Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!
Aw, I broke the goddamn wheel!
This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
'Cowboy' is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.
Can you show me how to lasso?
Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!
Don't mind him, he's all hat and no cattle.
That dog won't hunt, we gotta find another way to round up these cattle.
You're the biggest yellow-belly I ever laid my eyes on!
Get in the cellar, there's a big ol' twister heading our way!
C'mon, cowboy up. No sense in sitting here feeling sorry for yourself.
NONVERBAL
[GUNFIGHT]: Our muses engage in a gunfight together (whether against each other, or against others: specify)
[CAMPFIRE]: Our muses spend a night under the stars by a campfire together.
[HORSEBACK]: Our muses go horseback riding together.
[FARMING]: Our muses do farm work / take care of animals together.
[RESCUE]: Your muse has to rescue mine / vice versa.
[SALOON]: Our muses get into a saloon fight.
[WATERING HOLE]: Our muses go to a pond/lake and go swimming/fishing together.
[INJURY]: One of our muses gets injured from an animal / gunfight, and the other has to treat them.
[LASSO]: The muses practice their lassoing skills together.
[SQUAREDANCE]: Our muses go squaredancing together.
[RODEO]: One or both of our muses are participating in a rodeo.
[FAIR]: Our muses attend the county fair.
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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those blasted beciles have cursed me with chronic illness complications just in time for steamworld heist ii's release! here's a sketch i drew when life of un-delightment released to tide you over until i recover :]
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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⋆࿐໋˖𓍢ִִ໋ symbol roleplay prompt , ♡
send a 📱 for a voicemail left by the receiver on the sender's phone !
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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TREASURE PLANET (2002) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the disney film, adjust as necessary
you're gonna rattle the stars.
now you listen to me, [name]. you got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course.
look at you, glowing like a solar fire.
you're something special, [name].
let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible.
how did i describe them?
i said something rather good this morning before coffee.
there you go. poetry.
i'm an astronomer, not a doctor!
i am a doctor, but i'm not that kind of doctor. i have a doctorate. it's not the same thing. you can't help people with a doctorate.
you just sit there and you're useless.
i won't bore you with my scars.
oh shut up. you know i don't mean a word of it.
i'm starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes.
you have wonderful eyes.
yes, you. i have a question.
is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head, or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big fat body?
i have one more question.
is this yours?
well, this has been a fun day.
without the map, we're dead.
if we try to leave, we're dead.
what a joke.
at least you taught me something.
that's just what i'm gonna do.
you still don't know how to pick your fights.
are you saying this because it's the right thing, or because you really want to go?
playing games, are we?
thanks for the lift, guys.
don't mention it.
this is the answer to all our problems!
don't you remember? all those stories?
would you please explain how ridiculous this is?
it's totally preposterous! traversing the galaxy alone!
now at last we hear some sense.
you flatter me, [name].
i feel like such a useless weakling.
stay out of trouble!
that was more fun than i ever want to have again.
so... uh. how'd that happen anyway?
i've got two new friends i'd like you to meet.
are your parents around?
i've got some plans to make people see me a little different.
sometimes plans go astray.
you take care now.
this should be a wonderful opportunity for the two of us to get to know one another.
with the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer.
we're about to get under way!
i'll follow you.
you know the rules.
maybe your ears don't work so well.
i just don't want to see you throw away your entire future.
i don't know how you manage it.
did you actually aim for that?
what is all this stuff?
wait wait wait! what about the treasure?
i don't want to lose you.
i'll make you proud.
i'm sorry, my memory isn't what it used to be.
i say we kill them all now.
all my life, i've been waiting for an opportunity like this.
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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Send 💬 + [character name] for my muse to talk about that character!
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐘'𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 (𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟕) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. - feel free to make any adjustments as necessary!
"what is the measure of a true hero?"
"will you listen to him?"
"lighten up, dude."
"i'll take it from here, darling."
"it was a nasty place."
"behave yourself."
"look how cute he is."
"he's strong. like his dad."
"keep those away from the baby."
"let the kid have a little fun."
"is this an audience or a mosaic?"
"there's the little sunspot."
"i regrettably have a full time gig."
"you'll work yourself to death."
"i know you know."
"did you cut your hair or something? you look fabulous."
"my fate is in your lovely hands."
"okay, fine, fine. i'm cool, i'm fine."
"how do you kill a god?"
"perhaps they've answered our prayers."
"that boy is a menace."
"he's too dangerous to be around normal people."
"he didn't mean any harm. he's just a kid."
"i'm warning you. keep that freak away from here."
"you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you."
"i try to fit in, i just can't."
"i feel like i really don't belong here."
"i have often dreamed of a far-off place."
"this is where i'm meant to be."
"i know every mile will be worth my while."
"i would go almost anywhere to feel like i belong."
"it's the symbol of the gods."
"you're old enough now to know the truth."
"how do you become a true hero?"
"i will please the gods."
"you sure this is the right place?"
"haven't you ever had a dream?"
"come inside. i want to show you something."
"every single one of those bums let me down."
"dreams are for rookies."
"i'm different from those other guys."
"i'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again."
"i'm down to one last hope."
"you're not exactly a dream come true."
"you'll have to do."
"now that's more like it!"
"you want a road test? saddle up, kid."
"not so fast, sweetheart."
"i'm a damsel, i'm in distress, i can handle this."
"what are you doing? get your sword."
"a hero's only as good as his weapon."
"is wonderboy here for real?"
"at least i beat him, didn't i?"
"did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?"
"are you always this articulate?"
"who are you calling a rodent?"
"he comes on with his innocent farm boy routine, but i can see through that in a new york minute."
"people here are nuts because they live in a city of turmoil."
"it seems to me that what you folks need is a hero."
"i have this terrible fear of heights."
"try to be a little bit more careful next time."
"i don't think we covered this one in basic training."
"you gotta admit - that was pretty heroic."
"he was so hot steam looked cool."
"everybody's got a weakness."
"there is nothing you can't do."
"it's great to see you. i missed you."
"you sound like you could use a break."
"i didn't know playing hooky could be so much fun."
"wonderboy, you are perfect."
"when i was a kid i would've given anything to be exactly like everybody else."
"you're the most amazing person i've ever met."
"when i'm with you i don't feel so alone."
"i would never ever hurt you."
"let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this."
"that's it. next time, i drive."
"no man is worth the aggravation."
"get yourself another girl. i'm through."
"i can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy."
"people are gonna get hurt, aren't they?"
"now you know how it feels to be just like everyone else."
"i know what i did was wrong, but this isn't about me."
"if you don't help him now, he'll die."
"people always do crazy things when they're in love."
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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*fun & games, whimsical, strange! horror? tragedy? questionable morality? all this & more!
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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A shout could be heard from down the hall, "Ahhhh crap. GG did you take my necklace? I kinda need it!"
"I'm just borrowing it!" could be heard from a giggling baby robot giraffe even further down the hall.
Kelsey had gone up from her seat and whipped her head out the doorframe, "Aaaaand did you ask if you could borrow it?"
"I left you a voice message, Kels!"
"You....you left me a voice message. Instead of talking to me and asking me. How did you even get hold of a phone? Last thing I heard you were banned for making phone calls by Peter for making prank calls at two in the morning!"
"Nah that's all gossip! Besides I'm gonna give it back."
"Well it...it kind of completes my look. I always wear it, Spine gave it to me."
Then out of nowhere she heard The Spine's voice, although he kinda sounded unsure of himself for a second before growing confident, "H-Hey now Kels, don't worry, GG will give it back. She made a deal with me that if she gets to wear the necklace then-"
Kelsey rolled her eyes, quickly noting "GG stop mimicking The Spine, I know he could never make a deal with you, you always break the deal not even two seconds in."
This was gonna be a long drawn out conversation for sure.
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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ask my muse questions about the relationships they have with other muses, whether it be in actual canon, or canons created among fellow muns.
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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lazy roleplayer symbol meme
Send in a symbol and I’ll:
@ : reply to one of your open starters
?? : write you a starter
+ : go through the memes you’ve reblogged and send one in
!!! : write a headcanon about our muses
% : write a drabble about our muses
$$$ : go through your wishlist tag and write a starter based on one of the posts
♬ : write a starter based on your blog music
… : write a headcanon based on one of the aus in your verse page
^^ : go through your muse’s aesthetic tag and write a starter based on one of the posts
# : write a headcanon based on one of your side muses / npcs
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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Send me a scenario to my inbox that you'd like to roleplay with my muse.
Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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Ask my muse anything you want on anon!
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saiiidmaybe · 2 months
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SEND MY MUSE CURIOUS ANONS!!
Send them:
Questions about their relationships
Invasive, uncomfortable personal questions
Ask them about their childhood
Throw random, weird thoughts at them
Confess to them anything you want
Give thought provoking headcanon asks
Character development questions
Questions about any interactions you’ve seen on the blog
Questions about any ships you’ve seen on the blog
Questions about my muses feelings about other muses from the fandom
Anything else you may be interested in knowing about my muse. 
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