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This is a headline on an actual news website.

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It’s been a week and I’m still not fine.

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People’s princess Käärijä is out for revenge

Loreen better watch out

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Me, looking at a photo of Käärijä/Jere: Oh my god. He's so hot. Literally how is this just a random man from Vantaa. I would die for this man. I have never trusted a man this much in my life. He could run me over with a bulldozer and I'd thank him. I can't take it

The photo in question:

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Okay but seriously what the fuck did Käärijä put into "Cha Cha Cha" (other than piña coladas and green and pink highlighter liquid) because that song has NO RIGHT to still have such a death grip on me. I've been looping it since the ESC semifinals and I still haven't squeezed all the serotonin out of it. There were times when I literally couldn't focus on the book I was reading and was actively interested in because my brain was blasting CHA CHA CHA at full volume. I'm considering learning how to pronounce the chorus so I can sing along to it on my way to work. In a language I'm hopelessly unfamiliar with.

Eurovision really just up and dropped the banger of the fucking century on my head with precisely zero warning. What the fuck.

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pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

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actually this is the best possible character dynamic

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Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

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Sleepy

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Boy Division - AT&T Center in San Antonio 8/21/2022

Bonus:

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Better picture of the drum!

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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears ........ he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE