sage3m5
Um... Hi?
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they/them im 22 ☆ profile pic by @troutpaws :] that's it
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sage3m5 · 5 hours ago
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sage3m5 · 14 hours ago
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come to my deja vu party!!!!!! i will try to avoid hitting you really hard in the head with the tshirt cannon. no promises.
on bluesky
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sage3m5 · 16 hours ago
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society is actually wrong. u can like poem and talk about it to ur friends
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sage3m5 · 17 hours ago
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happy 3rd death day / 4th birthday unus annus. i still miss you.
unus annus website // @acrobaticcatfeline // goodbye. // o'death, frances molina // the lovers of voldaro // unus annus // memento & mori, crankgameplays & markiplier // memento mori, crywank // goodbye. // this video is unavailable
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sage3m5 · 17 hours ago
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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
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sage3m5 · 17 hours ago
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The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.
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sage3m5 · 21 hours ago
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I just realized my sona design phenomentally increases the potential for silly visual jokes, so excuse me for a second as I churn out bad pun after pun for the next 5 weeks
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sage3m5 · 1 day ago
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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
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sage3m5 · 1 day ago
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Idk If I’m ever gonna finish this, so imma give y’all the special treatment of seeing more
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sage3m5 · 1 day ago
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satisfying
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sage3m5 · 1 day ago
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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast
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sage3m5 · 1 day ago
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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
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sage3m5 · 2 days ago
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sage3m5 · 2 days ago
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It's such an amazing feeling when someone picks up on something in your writing that you 100% intended but didn't think people would notice. Like, YES!! My writing properly conveyed the thing it was supposed to!!! You are so awesome for noticing that!!! I am so awesome for writing that!!! I feel so good about my story now!!!!
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sage3m5 · 2 days ago
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Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 
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sage3m5 · 2 days ago
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todd
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sage3m5 · 2 days ago
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Here, take this fucking thing
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