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I hope TikTok isn’t an accurate representation of how many people leave the bags inside turkeys. 🤢
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I took myself out on a little adventure last night. I wanted to see some Christmas lights and couldn’t get anyone to go with me so I did it myself. Someone on Reddit said Toluca Lake had some nice lights and that’s about 40 minutes away so I put a random location in Toluca Lake into the gps and drove out there. The traffic was really light. I listened to Christmas music the whole way there. Then I got there and drove around. The lights were okay. They like their lights like they like their people…white. The houses were incredible. I got out and walked a little and saw this house called Lilley Hall that was pretty cool. I also randomly saw Easy Street Burgers while I was driving around and that’s one of Keith Lee’s favorite burgers so I decided to try it. It was fine. The fries were really good and crispy. I still prefer a double double from In-N-Out though. But it was a nice time overall and a nice reminder that I can do things like that if I want to.
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Actually, most of the important items ended up being in stock even though the shopper told me they weren’t. Yay! I can live without hot cocoa!
Nothing like ordering a bunch of stuff at CVS on Christmas Eve Eve and slowly getting the texts that everything is out of stock. I’ve flown to close to the sun.
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Nothing like ordering a bunch of stuff at CVS on Christmas Eve Eve and slowly getting the texts that everything is out of stock. I’ve flown to close to the sun.
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Oh man. The holiday aisles are decimated today. I hope they stock back up before the holiday. I still need to buy things for Christmas dinner and some ribbon for presents.
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Oh my god. We’re getting work done and the plumber parks his giant van in the driveway that makes it a bit of a challenge to get my car out of the garage. So when I was leaving today my aunt noticed and tried to “help” by just watching me anxiously. I told her to go away and that attracted the attention of the plaster guy so then he started trying to direct me. So now I have two people watching me try to get out of my garage. Thanks, I hate it. When I got to the end of the driveway I texted her to please never do that again. Like, just let me do things!
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I finally put up my tree and half the lights are out. Whomp whomp. Guess I’ll be purchasing some new ones tomorrow.
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What the fuck just happened? I went to meet the woman at the bar. We stayed for one drink (about 45 minutes) and then she asked for the check and I was like, “I guess we’re leaving.” And now I’m home. I feel like that’s her way of saying she doesn’t like me. Oof.
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Should I just suck it up and go? I feel like I’m making a bad impression on a possible friend if I say I’m not up for a night out.
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I got invited to a last minute get together at a woman’s home tonight. She has a dog and wanted to play board games so I was pretty excited to have a chill night. It was supposed to be four of us. But I guess the other people are flaking so now the host wants to meet at a place called The Lounge instead. I feel bad but I don’t want to go there. Wherever it is even because The Lounge is too vague to look up. I guess she thinks it would be weird to meet at her house if it’s just the two of us. But I don’t want to do all that. I want to make friends but the flakey people in LA are ruining it!
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