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[sagarkalani]

A Love Letter to iPhone 15 - The Camera Shuffle Chronicles

Dear iPhone Team,

I hope this letter finds you as well as your camera shuffle algorithm. I recently embarked on a journey into the world of iPhones with my shiny new iPhone 15, expecting nothing short of technological wizardry. Oh, how naive I was.

I must commend your team for crafting a device that not only captures memories but also adds an unexpected twist – literally! You see, every time I try to zoom in during a video recording, my iPhone 15 unleashes its inner Shakira, causing the entire frame to shimmy and shake. It's like a dance party where the camera is the enthusiastic DJ with absolutely no rhythm.

I find it endearing that this unique feature hasn't been addressed for several models in a row. It's like a secret handshake among iPhones – a subtle way of saying, "Welcome to the club of mildly infuriating camera experiences." How exclusive!

As a first-time iPhone user, I am overwhelmed with emotion. Initially, I believed that my inability to capture stable zoomed-in videos was a result of my lack of finesse. Little did I know, it's an exclusive feature of the iPhone experience. Kudos to your team for keeping it under wraps for so long; it's the surprise gift that keeps on giving.

I understand that identifying and rectifying such a groundbreaking feature might take years of meticulous testing and development. Who needs smooth, stable videos anyway? Certainly not me, and definitely not the millions of users who only wanted to document their lives without the added thrill of an unexpected camera shuffle.

In the spirit of benevolence, I'd like to offer my services as an honorary bug identifier. I stumbled upon this enchanting camera shuffle entirely by accident, proving that sometimes the best things in life are stumbled upon – much like a hidden treasure or a really confusing **** assembly manual.

Now, onto the serious matter of compensation. I trust that you recognize the immense value of my discovery. While your team spent millions, I, with my untrained eye, unearthed this gem for you – for free! I believe in fair compensation for my involuntary role as a bug bounty hunter. A reward that befits the magnitude of this discovery, such as a lifetime supply of chargers or perhaps a VIP tour of the Apple campus.

In conclusion, thank you for gifting me this unparalleled iPhone experience. I eagerly await the moment when my shaky videos become the envy of all other smartphone users. May the camera shuffle live on in infamy!

Yours sincerely,

Sagar Kalani An unwitting pioneer in iPhone camera shuffling