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2024's Nicest Bug Poll!

These are the bugs that got the most notes in 2024! Vote for your favorite one! Apparently tumblr really loves velvet worms

Links to the posts followed by the poll:

Yellow pasha butterfly caterpillar

Picasso bug

Puerto Rican velvet worm

Orache moth

Candy cane snail

Blue velvet worm

Blind velvet worm

(Technically many bugs, but-) Armored woodlice

Slug caterpillars

Spill-footed lacewing larva

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girl come on

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tthis advil needsto start working already holy shit

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oh no!!!

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realizing im gonna move out of my parents house before the magnus protocol ends. I'll be able to finally buy merch without worrying about my mom questioning it and i'll actually be able to buy things when they come out instead of being years late!!!

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A Brief Rundown of the IRL Ithaca Saga (to the best of my memory, in probably not chronological order)

jorge (creator, odysseus) decided it'll be cool to celebrate the ithaca saga with the epic cast via a trip to ithaca, greece

surely nothing can go wrong

mico (telemachus) seemingly found out about the trip with the rest of the fandom. he proceeded to plot a trip to ithaca

the epic cast dealt with multiple broken vans and missed a ferry by one minute. they had to cancel a stream because they were too exhausted

mico made it onto a plane

ithaca got hit by a typhoon, forcing them to move another stream indoors

mico got banned from tiktok. it was reversed

mason (tireseas) asked luke (zeus) to stop the rain. luke refused

the crew hiked up to odysseus' palace. they ran into a roadblock. mason looked into the future and did not see a way around it. (they found a way around it)

the crew found a well and sang their epic songs into it. except jp (crew) who just sang happy birthday

janani (aphrodite) also sang "royal we" into the well

anna (penelope) made it onto the plane to fly out to ithaca

hermes (troy) decided to take a plane to ithaca like a normal human instead of teleporting. he got side-eyed by a woman at the airport as he slept sprawled out in a chair. this quickly became a meme

hermes arrived in ithaca to the delight of everyone except jorge. mico also appeared in his videos. mico still had not updated anything after getting on the plane

anna's connecting flight got cancelled, leaving her stranded in a fancy hotel. she struggled to find the toilet in her hotel room

mico finally updated, claiming he was stuck in munich. mason appears in the video and gives him a water bottle, proving he is lying

the fandom believes mico anyway

mico is forced to post another video revealing he had been gaslighting us basically the entire time and was just delayed in getting to ithaca, that was all

troy and talya (circe), in character, talk about tea. troy says the tea tastes like her father's approval. earle (ares) then asks for 1000 cups and breaks down crying as luke cuts the camera

jorge posts a video apologizing for mico's absence, encouraging him to fly to ithaca, new york. mico appears in the background of this video

mico posts a video saying that he's finally in ithaca, but the crew is in ithaca, new york. jorge appears in the background of this video

jp films a behind the scenes video, calling out "some random guy" who just showed up asking if anyone knows jorge. it's mico

janani sings "royal we" again, but after she says "troy was breached" troy comes out screaming in pain. mico appears in the background of this, filming the video from two points above

it's time for the ithaca saga livestream... except it gets cancelled because the connection is bad and jorge's devices are dying

TL;DR: the gods saw the epic crew in ithaca and went "do you guys think it'll be really funny if we just. recreated the odyssey"

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LMAAAAAOOOO

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Discord servers are outside of my natural habitat so I'm never sure of what to do when I'm in one

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You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

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WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASNT CHRISTMAS

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merry christmas folks

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god christmas eve is so boring. i'm gonna go break into the abandoned arcade and smash up some of the machines for kicks

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Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas dollar store version

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Get jolly with it

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Meet my precious Webs, just a spider gal ;3