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i love seeing the caps' videos on social media because they're so crazy and funny but i do think deep in my heart that the absolute fastest way to overstimulate me into a full-scale panic attack would be to drop me off in the washington locker room with no warning. i don't think i'd last 5 seconds of incomprehensible loud yelling with accompanying men jumping on their teammates' backs like spider monkeys before i had a nervous breakdown. in the penguins' room i am watching jeopardy, i am finishing the extra credit assignment sid hands out every week, i am listening to mike sullivan going "hm," thoughtfully as he reads the finance section of the newspaper. in the capitals room i am hiding under the bench while alex ovechkin wins the "loudest noise made without any consonent sounds" contest for the 38th straight week in a row

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OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

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My double fanged pocket knife

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Call your girls legs Dolly the way I be Parton them

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never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

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yeah i LOVE the new season of the witcher (has no idea what's happening) (only looks at the screen when someone fucks nasty or is wearing a cunty outfit)

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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

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the bear | s2e2

requested by anon

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keep getting asked abt post-totk zelink so. heres some :)

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Rose

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she is thriving | THE BEAR SEASON TWO

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do you remember me?

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So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

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more ms paint spider people

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He’s not the only one who can fly. That dude created it all by himself, baby.

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I hope hobie says this in the next film