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aw hell naw my boy is infected 😭😭

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shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

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EMILE GRUPPE Sunlit Forest Interior Oil on Canvas 40″ x 50″

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remember when chris "any pronouns" fleming released a video titled "am i a man?" consisting of a string of various jokes and japes that culminate in a punchline of the singular word "nope" and people were still, like. Well she didn't say he ISN'T cis

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Affordable Care Act (Deluxe Paint IV, 2024)

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Photo from a Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix article in a 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, depicting Mario using a bowl of spaghetti with mushrooms and meatballs to "carb up" for his dancing challenges in the game.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Source: NP (US), Issue 195, 2005

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Marx and Engels talked a big talk, but they failed to ever consider that after abolishing the family, we'd have to rename Family Guy to something else

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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meet Boobie. the sweetest little servant to the nasty King Boo

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true