asexual, neurotic, delusional madwoman. pfp by @whoismonday on twitter - search #sadmonstress for posts written by me.
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Daliborka Stojšić, Miss Universe of Yugoslavia with a MiG-21. 1968
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"A mask of my own face... I'd wear that. I'd wear that."
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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for those wanting spore falin in motion: here you go
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