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A performance by 蔡宏毅 (Cai Hongyi), whose specialty is sword dance.

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"or other undisclosed dumb crud I hate. you will be shot on sight." That's an insanely nonspecific set of boundaries to put something so shitty as a repercussion, what the HELL is wrong with you dude?

do you think I have real hitmen on my payroll

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Why would you explain it this way

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oh man, February is ending, time to start sharpening my knives collection for not particular reason!

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unparalleled image

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sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

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I don't know. I just don't know

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Not Sunny (x)

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au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

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You cannot alter, modify, or discharge the batteries in any way. They come straight out of a pack of new batteries and into your mouth.

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top americanisms:

"smoke em if you got em"

"there's a sucker born every minute"

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Peter Falk / Columbo

Art by Peter Falk

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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

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