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all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

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you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

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I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right

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ULTIMATE ULTIMATE YURI-OFF

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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

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not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own

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ADHD kids reading teacher evaluations like:

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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Live Laugh Luigi if u even cared

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these boys are ready for some good country cooking at reasonable prices

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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

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dynamic motion practice in the midst of a fight!

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i just want the vast majority of media to be by and for trans lesbians, ok? the rest of you can have other stuff sometimes i guess.

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idk how to flirt i just meowed in this bitch face