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“if bro handshakes were an anime”

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yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror

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catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

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Literally anyone: *puts butter, garlic, and onions in a pan*

Me, busting through their wall like the kool-aid man: smells good, whatcha cooking?

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he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

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she’s out there making owl noises

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My roommate’s boyfriend is playing DnD (online? Facetime? Idk) in the next room and mostly he’s quiet but he just erupted out in a scratchy character voice “Where are my socks? Are they in your mouth? Spit them out right now!”

What kind of campaign is he playing

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stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

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this is literally the best video on the internet

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Oh, so she's only conceptually horny for dragons. Got it.

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this just seemed to be johann

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Attract ✿ Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, & Emerald (2002, 2004)

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now that adventure time is over lets all remember the best post

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all these deadpool comic runs are ridiculous. Deadpool vs This. Deadpool kills That. 

how about Deadpool Has a Nice Day? Deadpool Is Validated by His Peers. Someone Loves Deadpool Because of His Flaws Not in Spite of Them. Something Nice Happens to Deadpool and It Is Not Immediately Ripped Away from Him by a Cold and Unfeeling Universe. 

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Hey @perisnoop

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