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melody just dropped new soc lore on her live and said that brill said paul and chet look like wario and waluigi😭😭😭

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ponyboy and sodapop doing the ice bucket challenge except ponyboy gets hypothermia

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guys sky for cherry is rapidly becoming not a joke to me. i actually want to see sky lakota lynch play cherry valance so bad. AND EMMA PITTMAN CAN PLAY JOHNNY

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Ponyboy is one of those people who says the most out of pocket things, especially when he's mad.

For example:

Steve: You aren't going out with me and Soda tonight because I don't want to hang out with a little kid!

Ponyboy: You could die tomorrow and my life would not change.

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the superior cherry

(i actually love emma so much pls don’t cancel me)

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this halloween has been nothing but a gift that keeps on giving

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WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

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Tori is diet lemonade. Lucas buys her sprite, which Tori says is not lemonade or diet. Sprite is fake lemonade. Michael buys Tori her favourite brand of diet lemonade. It’s real diet lemonade.

Lucas was in love with the memory of her, Michael is in love with her. Lucas’ sprite is fake and his version of her is fake, but Michaels diet lemonade is real just as his version of her is real.

This is my mind after reading solitaire 10+ times

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One thing Darry loves is Ponyboy telling him all the current high school drama.

Like, they'll all be sitting at dinner and Darry will be like "Did you find out why Sarah and Jack broke up???" and then make Ponyboy explain every single detail.

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No Noise November. everyone shut up

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Vincent van Gogh, Field with Poppies, details (June 1889)

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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

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outsiders headcanons

Darry and Dally are secretly terrified of each other.

Johnny has really bad nightmares.

Dallas met Ponyboy and Sodapop first and then two-bit so when he goes to a drag race with the gang, meets Johnny Cade, and mishears his name as Johnnycake he doesn't even question it.

although he spends all day at the Curtis household Dallas actually never really stays the night. the gang just assumes that he's with Buck or sofa surfing but in reality, Dallas has spent so many nights at the shepherds that he basically lives there.

Dallas wants tattoos.

curly, Johnny, and Dally all have their ears pierced. They got them at the same time it was at the shepherd's house on a Friday night, both Curly and Dallas were drunk Johnny was just sober and easily persuaded. Dallas and Sylvia had broken up for the tenth time that month and Dallas was complaining about how he'd lifted some earrings for her and everything, real nice ones too from real jewellers and everything. Curly told him to just wear them himself and stop complaining so long story short Dally and Johnny pierced their ears with the earrings and Curly used a safety pin he still wears.

the reason dally spiralled so fast after Johnny's death is because Johnny was the only good thing in his life, like a symbol of hope because if someone that's been through so much but is still able to have some semblance of hope in the world to still trust people and have morals then maybe there was a chance for him too but shit went south and now we're here sooo.

Dallas has an obvious soft spot for Johnny. he also has one for Ponyboy but it's barely noticeable.

if not for Two-bit they'd all be hopelessly touch starved.

Curly and Ponyboy are forbidden from seeing each other because of how much chaos they cause and everyone knows it, they still hang out tho they're not even secretive about it.

Two-bit's banned from every library in Tulsa.

Soda can't do math.

the only reason Steve still goes to school is because Sodapop made him promise to keep an eye on Ponyboy.

The third time Curly goes to reformatory it's for stealing a couple of classic books. he didn't do it. Ponyboy did, they were for Darry's birthday. He felt terrible about it and almost turned himself in but Curly wouldn’t let him. they didn't even get caught not really it's just that the cashier saw them come in and knew who Curly was, so she was immediately on edge, and Ponyboy looked nervous, so she called the police. they didn't check them just arrested Curly on the spot.   

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Okay fun’s over we loved season 3… ALICE WHERE IS THE SOLITAIRE MOVIE

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Sis, if he ain‘t obsessed with you like Gomez is with Morticia, he‘s not the one.

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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

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giggling kicking my feet blushing🤭🤭